But look at that Mazda3 idiot!

Your neighbor is fat-shaming your car.

Yea, you’re the problem, for sure.

The perpetrator...

Neat Dart!

I was just as surprised that there was such a mint ‘77 Suburban in Germany at all than I was to see it on the ‘Ring.

That Chevy Suburban Doe!

Citroen CX mirrors. Citroen CX mirrors everywhere.

High Output.

100 mph is a very comfortable cruising speed, especially on US interstates. So I've heard…

There is absolutely no reason in the world to put this much power into a pickup truck.

"Pedigree:" $29,000

That's scary as shit but I couldn't help think of this.

Obligatory:

We're going to have to take a corner off your jalop card.

No no dude, I know what you mean, it's all good. The other day I was in the parking lot at work and there was a guy in his brand new Tesla Model S, idling it in his spot for like 10 minutes trying to achieve working steam pressure on his steam engine so he could pull away. I was like, this guy's a fucking idiot, how…

Silver haired guy eh? You sure it wasn't a silver haired guy grinding gears in a Lotus Espirit SE while soliciting a Julia Roberts look-a-like?

Are you sure you're not misidentifying the distance away as well? Because 7-8 car lengths away is not that much...

Come on now, we are all friends here.

This is a pointless comment. So what you've never seen anybody doing suicidal speeds in a Lamborghini. It happens all the time. Just because you don't see it it doesn't mean it doesn't happen.