Guess it made a daring escape before its time was up

Yes, but...if you hold B will they let you run?

Clearly you haven’t heard the sneakerheads be like, “oh, he got the velcros!”

I find it pretty uplifiting that you believe society will survive that long. Keep that hope alive, man!

So I’ve been ignoring this topic for a while now, as it was clear to me from the moment I heard about these two that they are just click-baity attention whores. But I feel I can’t ignore it anymore without at least telling you, the Kotaku writers: Stop posting articles about them. Them being bad at existing isn’t…

I have no idea how I’m going to explain President Trump and the Paul Brothers to my grandchildren.

Time to step up Twitch and prove that your new Guidelines are more than just pretty words on paper.

It called me a punk-ass and I couldn’t let that stand now could I? I’m also building meter before the Kulu’s actually “dead.”

and now, to check the queue for a bunch of throwbacks from the edition wars bitching about pathfinder as being too complex.

Yup. Found them. Listen guys, it’s over. Just play the game you want to play. If you want D&D 5th, play it. If you want Pathfinder, play that. If you want Numenera, or WoD, or Shadowrun, or…

Tabletop role-playing game Pathfinder recently announced its second edition ten years after Paizo published its first. “We can do a much better job now than we did 10 years ago,” Paizo said. Paizo hopes to make the Core Rulebook more approachable, streamline combat and include more art. Playtesting begins August 2nd.

My parent’s 401k / retirement find circa 2007-2009 would like to have a word with you.

So, being 35 makes one a geezer?

“In one mini game, the player is given the objective to sexually arouse a sleeping small child holding a teddy bear, whilst she verbally rejects,”

Found ‘that guy.’

“AI leaders afflicted with the dreaded spelling bee bug obsess over things like religion, sometimes to their own detriment, because they have no default values for other important qualities.”

I before E, except after C, or when pulling a feisty heist on your weird beige foreign neighbor.

Give it about an hour or so for some very specific kotaku commenters to say that it’s all about how their age of consent is lower in japan, they’re not really people, and not releasing this game is censorship.

“In one mini game, the player is given the objective to sexually arouse a sleeping small child holding a teddy bear, whilst she verbally rejects” -

Peewee Herman & Lana?