Nancy will win by using the entire playbook Cady used in Mean Girls, because only Stephen Miller and Jared Kushner have seen the film during their secret slumber parties.

“She hit that man with the “per my last email,” which is office-speak for “Bitch, I already said…””

We had a reservation and we would have ordered drinks and appetizers right away if we’d been seated, so why did they make us wait?

“The best course of action is for everyone involved to be honest. You should be clear about how long you think it’ll take the rest of your party to arrive. You should be honest if they’re not coming.”

I thought a basic requirement for a partner was the ability to translate pointed looks?

We were the same, except we put diapers on “subscribe and save.” Diapers were stolen from our porch. DIapers arrived late. Then we realized we were pretty good at predicting how long a pack of diapers or a can of formula would last, and just bought everything at Costco, a company that objectively does NOT suck.

Eat cookie dough every day while losing weight, ask me how!

I agree with this. Its only a small window where kids actually believe in magic. I’d like for my daughter to have that as part of her childhood.

I don’t think it is wrong to raise your kids to not believe in Santa but I feel like a lot of people don’t remember or understand what it is like to be a kid. Santa was fun and when I realized he wasn’t real I never felt lied to or betrayed, I thought it was pretty cool that my parents did all of that for something…

The problem here is more that parents aren’t teaching their crotchfruit how to behave in public before subjecting us to them. I spent many evenings with my family at our local, and they made sure we understood etiquette and the consequences of acting a fool.

Sounds like maybe CPS should get involved, if they’re so tuned out that their kindergartener had access to the roof.

The right text to send is the honest one: “Hey, I have the kids this weekend and want to spend time with them. Do you mind if I bring them, or would they be out of place?”

We have good friends and call their son ‘Damien’.  We love them, but that kid is a little shit and they do little to corral him.  Last time they visited, we put on a movie in our basement entertainment area and I went to check on him and saw him running from our computer back to the couch.  When I checked the pc, the…

“Oh, by the way, the party’s theme is ‘Eyes Wide Shut’, so dress accordingly!”

to pets, yes. 

The same kind of people who thinking bringing them to bars is a good idea, I would imagine.

Huh, as a kidless (and I plan on keeping it that way) guy, I would assume kids aren’t allowed unless they specifically mentioned they are.

Seems like a different cultures thing. Having to actually specify that seems crazy.

“I mean, the whole point of this party is we’re going to just do an absolute SHITLOAD of coke; by the way, did you know you can get that shit on Prime Now? It’s unreal what they’ll deliver. Uncut Colombian, to the condo in an hour! I know Amazon is problematic with labor practices and all, but no one else can compete…

I haven’t participated in Quora but based on your comment about intelligence and it being found on the internet has peaked my interest.