?? Loved one dies unexpectedly, comes to terms to mortality, realizes every moment of life is precious. Then they change their life so they... take take out the garbage and buy stamps right away?!

It sounds to me like they got themselves into plenty of situations that would normally be considered dates. Like, if he said “would you like to catch a movie and dinner with me” the answer might be, “sure, what shall we see this time?”.

It’s also incredibly disorienting. Like ‘I gave this guy the entire roadmap to my psyche. Did this guy just say all of the right things as my so-called friend so that he could later score? Can I trust any advice he ever gave me about a relationship? Was he sewing discord in my relationships? Can I trust anything he…

That’s funny, because after my dad died I became a later person.  Nothing seemed all that important in the scheme of things, and so I was late to work and to every social engagement, on every oil change, etc, for a good six months.  

Protip: Never profess your love to someone you’re not in a relationship with. Just ask them out. If they’re into it, they’ll say yes, and you are on your way to starting a relationship.

However, if they’re not into it, dropping your unrequited love on them is never ever going to make the situation better. They’re…

R.I.P. Kim.

Clownhooker (look, I don’t choose the usernames) says rubbing alcohol makes great white board cleaner.

Whereas I would love to see Charlotte ranked lower, but maybe that has to do with how I ALWAYS seem to have to fucking run through the interminable E terminal to catch a connection.  God I hate that.

I easily get overwhelmed with the enormity of tasks, so to encourage myself to compartmentalize or break it up or find a way to start SOMEWHERE, I have to take a deep breath and ask myself “How do you eat an elephant.” I even had a picture printed out of an elephant sectioned out like they do with cuts of beef just to…

Rape culture has always been a part of white supremacy, so no surprises here.

It also fills your calendar with lots of weight lifting appointments so they know you couldn’t have been drinking on the day in question. 

Many years ago, I was behind some college-aged customer in line and he was asked by the sandwich artist what kind of cheese he wanted. “Just the regular...triangle cheese.”

But...what can I say, we really like fucking each other?

It is likely that other veterinary patients might benefit from the availability of that CT scanner.  Esther probably isn’t hogging it all for herself.

Maybe there were no hand packed artisinal ice cream shops along the way where the milk comes from free range cows who have their udders lovingly massaged to improve the creamy texture and the caramel is made from 100% unprocessed, cane sugar that is unrefined and certified organic. Maybe.

dude, just...don’t.

Not to be crass, but the dude was literall dying. Sounds like time was of the essence here.

Honestly, I’m not going to know what to think until you guys finally get around to asking Werner Herzog if a hot dog is a sandwich.

I mean, the onions push them more into “trash” territory for me. But in general, yes.

Right? When I lived in LA I saw that the first time I went to In&Out and I was “No thanks.”