Wait, why couldn’t they have just left both the husbands and kids at home together?

Ok, so I’m not sure if you’re trolling or not, but you seem to have 2 issues:

A variation of this goes for babies and kids. If you can’t get a sitter for them, that’s fine, just let me know in advance. But it is really difficult being the non-parent friend and try to maintain that friendship, when I expect to have a conversation with someone who is distracted the whole time, or we need to pick…

These bullshit charges are levied all the damn time against POC. There was an article fairly recently about someone getting 65 years or some shit for the murder of his friend who was shot by the fucking cops.

I think technically, this is Becky with the Bad Hair.

As for Terrell being in a gang—emphasized by him appearing in several music videos by local rappers and being given the nickname “White Boy,” Blackwell insisted that Terrell should not be judged for being “opened minded” about having friends from different backgrounds who might “walk a different path,” according to…

I was just trying to figure this out and it’s messier than I thought. If one grandparent were black he would be 25%. If one great grandparent were black he would be 12.5%. It’s like a NCAA bracket, so nearest I can figure 3 of the sweet 16 were black, but that’s 18.75%. Going many generations higher we can get closer…

I find it hard to believe that a white dude named “Cleon Brown” wasn’t used to black jokes before he took a DNA test.

I don’t know how this makes me feel. Am I supposed to be happy that this guy got money from the state? Am I supposed to sit here with some “now you know what it feels like” high horse? Or am I supposed to remain cynical in thinking that he probably enjoyed himself a racist joke or two before the DNA test and saw the…

As I recall it the black lady was the only one who survived in that movie, and the Predator ended up giving her a tattoo out of mutual respect before leaving.

That was the first thing that jumped to my mind. So, farmers, who largely voted for Trump, are suffering from Trump’s ineptitude and mismanagement, but are being bailed out with our tax dollars so that they will vote for the GOP in upcoming elections. College students, who largely vote Democrat, were defrauded of…

It’s common at bars in the US, not restaurants.

It really is a recipe for disaster. In that the software will get it wrong and then you have DA’s using the positive matches as proof and justification, with the classic “HOW CAN THE ALGORITHM BE RACIST!?!?!? IT’S AN ALGORITHM!?!!?!”

If you are ordering the off-the-board combos at Taco Bell you are doing it wrong.

What the hell are you ordering?!

We fostered a service dog in training. She was too young to officially be accepted into the program, but she had her little vest and we had to work with her on commands and take her to as many public places as possible. She was also a 65lb German shepherd and you would be amazed at how many people let little kids rush…

I think this is at least partially a byproduct of the whole “emotional support animal,” thing. People see what they assume are actual service animals being treated like pets, running around unrestrained and unfocused, with the owners offering for everyone to pet them, and they think that is how you treat a service…

The older I get, the more I realize how remarkably stupid way too many people are.

I dont want to have to walk into a restaraunt and tell someone how to make my burrito. i want to pull up in the back seat of an uber, slur into a shitty speaker that i want a lot of tacos and a soda, and then hand them some sweaty dollars and be handed a bag full of future vomit.

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