Dude I gotta give ya props. That is one of the sweetest trolls ever. Take a bow. Well played, and I mean that in all sincerity. Masterful.

I did not do what was has been alleged, and I am not interested in re-litigating something that happened when I was 19 years old.

can you post that ringtone? I wanna poach that!!!

Baseball isn’t that long BECAUSE they play every other day.

Ah, you’re right. I shouldn’t post this stuff because some of you might be assholes from Portland. Fuck everybody else who isn’t and comes here to see this stuff, it’s all about you. My bad for saving this for a few days so I could have something to post on days I’m working on longer stories.

If I am driving slowly in an urban environment, which one allows me to select a route based on the attractiveness of the people on a certain route? It’s a lot easier to be stuck in traffic when passing a lot of yoga studios, for example.......

WHO TOLD YOU TO SEND ME THIS WAY?

Cops protesting a feature like this proves that speed traps are just a cash grab. If, as they claim, the whole purpose is to lower speeds than they would WANT to people to know they were there and applaud the use of such apps. The only way hating on this type of thing makes any sense is if, in fact, they cared less…

THAT’s why I say “Hey Man, Nice Shot”.

Just re-read this entire article. You sick bastard. The car’s not up and running and you are doubling down on hope and a prayer and buying rims and an illuminated shift knob?

It’s important to note that until this point, I had never had that particular shop perform any major mechanical work, but I figured that a bolt is a bolt is a bolt. The almost comically low price was simply too good to pass up if the shop could in fact deliver on their promise, and the likelihood of that was quite…

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Dont even need to see her face to know:

Fair nuff points. Be curious to hear that radio traffic.

I can vouch. Great sound, eternal battery.

I can vouch. Great sound, eternal battery.

But....pardon my ignorance.....look how far he came over to do it. He gave up a ton of aero advantage at the front of that screaming train. If he can’t hold him off with that advantage, how the hell is he gonna do it without? Not only that, he drifts way over for that and he totally completely opens the door for…

Hamlin passed teammate and two-time race winner Kenseth for the lead when the No. 20 dropped out of the draft in order to block at the front of the field.

Porsche called. They found your grill in the front end of a Cayenne. And Buick called. They want their shitty little nautical ports back.

Dude. Are you lost? For realz.

I hope that on the easiest day of my life I can have half the faith, grace and character that Monty Williams has on his hardest. One of the most inspirational things I have ever read.