Many a junior hockey player has rocked the Drakkar Noir, but only 25 did that night, cos they were the home team.

The referees were switched, man. They arrived at the rink already beaten up, by a couple of peewee players in an earlier game. In an attempt to save face, the union brought in a couple of ringers, then swapped them out after the game. The two dads came in to apologize for the behaviour of the mom, stumbled on the…

I believe thats called “making a fight”. Kovalev sure beat a path outta there in a hurry tho, esp for a guy who just won a fight.

impressive. truly.

Wow. you hit that nail on the head.

And an inspection would help you determine that. Exactly.

Agreed. Thanks to AP, the Vikings were behind. Walsh didn't lose the game, AP did, Walsh just failed to win it back.

About 40 minutes in, I too am good to go.

That is actually really well put.

Two of the best things were right in the intro. One was what to do about the Redskins:

I know that guy from somewhere............

I’ll see your Tesla/26.2 combo, and raise you a Tesla and Crossfit.

I drive a tuned C63 AMG with additional mods and good for about 600hp, so that prolly gives you some idea of how I would categorize 115mph :) Having said that, I would feel safer in the AMG at 180mph than I would in the Taurus at 115. You must have been brave, stupid, young or a combination of all 3. My money is on…

Its blindingly fast for that POS that the cops are in tho (an Opel, I think?). Im highly skeptical it can go anywhere near that fast.

Tax Slayer? Tax Slayer? Really? Sure, why tf not, I suppose. Can’t be worth much tho.

Reporter: We’re here today with Dale Earnhardt Jr. at the lovely Everbank Field and....

Thank god the marching band didnt storm the field at the end of the game, cos we had no idea where Tony Stewart was.

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I think that for you that is a great observation.