I drive a tuned C63 AMG with additional mods and good for about 600hp, so that prolly gives you some idea of how I would categorize 115mph :) Having said that, I would feel safer in the AMG at 180mph than I would in the Taurus at 115. You must have been brave, stupid, young or a combination of all 3. My money is on…

Its blindingly fast for that POS that the cops are in tho (an Opel, I think?). Im highly skeptical it can go anywhere near that fast.

Tax Slayer? Tax Slayer? Really? Sure, why tf not, I suppose. Can’t be worth much tho.

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Thank god the marching band didnt storm the field at the end of the game, cos we had no idea where Tony Stewart was.

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I think that for you that is a great observation.

I totally agree. And to be clear, I have ZERO dog in this fight, couldn’t care less about the parties involved. Wainwright said repeatedly how he liked the guy, liked him as a teammate, and thought he would play well moving forward. He also said: some guys want to be BMOC, and some guys want to be in a situation where…

Holy Shitballs! We are on a roll!!!!

At least we have some rules that are simple and easy to follow. I am going to refer the NFL rules committee to you. Please, show them the way.

An even bigger mistake is being in the Gerard Depardieu bio-pic, as seen in the screen grab.

Insurance job. Id bet three quarters of a mil on it.

12 steps lead off to second base amirite?

he never got any higher than AA ball

Im actually impressed with Veleno there. If that was left alone, they would have mopped the ice with him, but he seemed perfectly willing to stand his ground. Of course, its always easier to be brave when you know the cavalry will arrive before you can get rag-dolled, but he showed some fire there.

Make the kick?

BAM! Throwing down HARD. You got game. I like it.

Rice King is the term used to describe those wimpy looking type dudes who go to Japan etc to teach ESL, and come back with an Asian bride who is pretty sure he looks like Brad Pitt or Chris Pratt or someone like that.

Know what makes EVERY vehicle look better in photos/ads? The Holy Trinity: Tint, drop and spacers. Every car ad out there the vehicle has windows tinted darker than they would sell them, a lower than stock ride height, and spacers behind those factory wheels.