OK. That is just plain gay. Not in the “I can color co-ordinate my clothing, decorate my home, and pay my taxes on time” kind of way. Lame gay.

1541 days I have owned my car. I have an app on my phone. It tracks how many days my wife, two kids, and I have been alive and how many days we’ve been married. And how many days Ive owned my C63. sorry for the super huge pic.

Man, that is spot on. Black on black C63 AMG with a few tasteful personalizations. 4 years now, and I still take pictures of it parked somewhere on a pretty regular basis. 4 YEARS!!!!!

Im shocked they gave any props to Simmons.

I heard they absolutely nagged Bojack Horseman

His license plate is DARKNIT

Why would a cop even look at you if you followed the law and acted respectfully?

If you think being arrested makes you guilty, or guilty of what they are investigating, you are a total fool. Sepp Blatter’s never been in cuffs either. White (collar) criminals don’t do cuffs, they donate to politicians.

“On Friday, we got a couple of phone calls asking when we closed, and even though we changed our closing time someone still managed to get here before then. It was SO weird. This guy was black, and he had friends so we didn’t let him in. Thank god. They even tried talking through the door to us, asking why we were…

For starters, just starters, you really need to look at the statistics around how many cases are settled with a plea vs go to trial, why they don’t go to trial, and the percentage of those people who plead out who are black, and why they do it regardless of innocence or guilt.

Fuck you, and your 37 pieces of flair.

I see it. What you did there. Nice.

I expected to see Plato retreat behind the Shedden and Jack Goff.

MMMMMMM. SE Cupp. Objectify away, broheim.

Damn it. I knew it. The two Asics split the vote, with the Kayano in the Ralph Nader role. Im the one thats Unsafe At Any Speed.

Damn it. I knew it. The two Asics split the vote, with the Kayano in the Ralph Nader role. Im the one thats Unsafe…

I’ve explained my position multiple times.

That makes one. For everyone else its a way to get off the downtown train.

Im actually shocked you can fit 55lbs in that compartment. Seems like a lot. Does any body know the make/model/year of their car? Asking for a friend.

Do they match the drapes?