Laura's employer sounds like a great place to work.

In other news, it sounds like Brian got a little of Laura to go. Just ... not the part that he wanted. OOPS.

Yes. Yes I can.

I'm trying to imagine the bringing mr.steak 3 god damn filets. No one needs that much beef to start with, his colon must be like one of those oversized 3 wick candles and his farts must sound like moos.

This reminds me of my (very sheltered, but still an adult) stepsister, who ordered a burger in a very fancy Irish restaurant because it was the most "American" thing on the menu. I was nevertheless impressed because the burger including foie gras, which I thought was pretty darn bold for her. She took a bite and…

Thank you Kitchenette, for making yet another Monday morning worth living through....

At this point, he began angrily shaking a bottle of ketchup, dumped it all over his once-beautiful porterhouse

Sir Pinkham, I was having an absolute Monday of a Monday morning and needed a distraction. I thought, I wonder if BCO is up, that will surely perk me up. Lo and behold, THERE IT WAS, bless your ever-snarking soul.

That's why God invented Fetlife and coffee shops. Responsible kinksters don't trawl Craigslist for "come rape me" ads.

Ferretts are awesome. They are so playful. They are like kittens who never grow out of kitten hood. And because of that, don't get them if you can't spend time with them EVERYDAY. Left alone or without activity they become really depressed.

By your logic, it's also fair to say that dogs eat baby faces (because it has happened on rare occasions, in cases of extreme neglect/abuse). I'm sick of ill-informed people talking shit about ferrets. One abused ferret attacked a neglected baby once. It's not like it's a daily occurrence.

I read about this a few days ago. I HATE that everyone (INCLUDING and ESPECIALLY her) keeps calling them "pranks." 1 or 2 men actually DID show up at the house of this poor woman and then thought maybe they had the wrong house. One of them emailed the "prankster" who told him, they had the right house but that the…

And now her disabled daughter and husband will need professional caretakers. Though, in light of the little I know about this woman, I suspect a professional caretaker will be far more nurturing and professional than she could be, even to her own family members.

uhhhh no? no they dont. wth

All the packing peanuts!!

Der Ferrets

There's MORE. With CATS.

That wasn’t a ferret nice thing to say...

Hideous quality of the sculpt aside, and to some here who crave attention by posting derogatory remarks about the woman, however poorly she lived her life, she was an amazing talent as a songwriter and singer and her brief fame was well-earned.

And I have to shit like a Led Zepplin has to rock. I need a commode and I need one NOW!

Personal story: I like working out late at night. Especially in the summer when it is 90 degrees in the sun, I prefer walking along this lit path and doing laps by walking off the trail and onto some sidewalks in an area of Kansas City.