Ma'am, actually. It's well established around these parts that I am a trans woman.
...Oh God. AGAIN?
This is the kind of crap that goes down when you don't have real friends and aren't sure who you are and generally are just a shell of a person.
Right?! Yeah, I am pretty sure my two master's degrees make it possible for me to follow football. My friend who has a high school diploma also follows football. Most of the women who like sports at all in Alabama know and understand football. I don't follow it because I don't care, not because I can't understand. 22…
My uncle was a TKE in the 80s and he met his husband of 32 years (and counting) there. When their "brothers" found out they were gay/a couple, my uncles received death threats and dropped out.
"Is that Homer Simpson? UGH. It looks like heaven is easier to get into than Arizona State."
dressing up in costumes to make fun of other racial groups is a bad idea. Just a really, really bad fucking idea.
I've been here for all 22 years of my life.
TKE was the only banned Greek organization at my undergrad institution... apparently, they are a class act across the nation.
I actually think baseball is conceptually much more difficult for those who have never been exposed to it (or cricket). It's a game that literally goes in circles! But you do touch on something else super relevant, which is that while there are opportunities for young girls to play baseball and softball, basketball,…
Okay, sure, there are weird things in football when you start getting down into the nuts and bolts of, say, the NFL rules and casebook. But as a game, how fucking hard is it to follow? One team is going this way, the other team is going that way. You can run the ball or throw it. You get four tries to move the ball at…
It's not that I can't.
It's just that I won't.
From now on I am calling football the "hand egg game."
well, OBVIOUSLY if - if - it's true in Birmingham, then it's obviously true everywhere, huh?
SO MANY...FALLOPIAN...TUBES...DO NOT...UNDERSTAND...SPORTSBALL...
Ladies, ladies...he didn't imply that we're too stupid to follow football. He just thinks that we're too stupid to understand what the word "imply" means.
DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200.
Wait, what game are we playing? My lady brain lost track.
[WHISTLE BLOWS] FLAG ON THE PLAY FOR BLATANT SEXISM. 15-YARD PENALTY.