Honestly....i would prefer to be uncovered. I’m not looking for sex or a happy ending or anything like that. I just find the whole draping/undraping process a little stunting. But yeah, i guess when i’m laying on my back, i want my junk covered up. But i could really care less if my entire back of my body is…

I just went to my first massage at a spa and they had me lay under a pretty thick blanket and only exposed the areas that she was working on at that moment. Like when working on my legs she would uncover each leg at a time so that I was never fully uncovered or accidentally exposed. It was actually really nice because…

I will admit that I was pretty impressed by the massage therapist who draped the sheet in such a way to expose my leg, but NOT my butt (because a pre-maturely exposed butt is a cold butt, and a cold butt is an unhappy butt), then re-draped it to expose my butt but NOT my genitals.

Vehement? Nah. Amusedly contemptuous? You betcha.

Oh shit, BITcoin???

If you’d put $5000 into Google in 1996, you’d have a shitload of money. WTF is your point?

If you put $5,000 into a humor detector on January 1, 2017, then you’d be able to comprehend the meaning behind my comment today. Have fun with that knowledge.

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Because of the sentences immediately preceding that one.

Bitcoin isn’t real?

Bitcoin isn’t going to fail because it’s made up out of nothing. All currency is made up of nothing; this was part of Marx’s argument and why capitalists saw the argument, realized it was in fact correct, and then took all the world’s currencies off the gold standard.

This seems like the currency equivalent of a “disruptive start-up” company that is going to “disrupt the market”. Billion dollar valuation in 12 months, then shits the bed.

Other working titles:

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Next week on Lifehacker: How to Make Your Own Cootie Catcher and Use It To Tell Fortunes

Ironically we’re on opposite sides of the argument. He has a water cooled 911 and i have an air cooled 914. It leads to some... interesting conversations.

Acutual arguments that will occur with family members:

I think that you mean carguments.

For God’s sake, just get the studded snows. Keep a permanent taller set on smaller diameter steel wheels.