Faded and somehow rusted headlights. Leave it to GM to find a transparent plastic that can rust.

What about amortizing the capital cost of replacement bulbs?

If I were a kid and my parents put this on my phone, the thing would suddenly be spending a lot more time on Airplane mode.

Wow, they still make the Eclipse?

Oh, really? That’s a wonderfully reasoned response.

In other words, the things every electronics manufacturer other than Apple has been doing this whole time.

That’s the real issue. Their products are completely useless for anything outside their incredibly narrow use case. If you plan to do anything other than be a good Apple consumer whore, you’re going to have a bad time.

I win the Powerball every single day. I don’t play it.

Pipe-layer’s gonna lay pipe.

Well, they shouldn’t fuck animals either.

Dodged a bullet right there bro.

Ah, the new Momo Shotgun wheel.

A tiny HCCI rotary engine would be a fantastic candidate for a range-extender engine in an electric car.

Ain’t nothing wrong with stretch marks. Or cellulite. Or any other damn thing that the cosmetics ads tell you to get rid of. Be you. You are awesome. You are beautiful.

As a Canadian, I’m just avoiding the whole damn United States until all this bullshit ends. I honestly don’t know which is more likely at this point: the whole damn country burning to the ground or the country becoming not terrible.

Non-black folks should avoid going there, or doing business with any company that operates there, too.

Even worse - Vadge Diaper.

Perfect second car if your daily driver is an Acura EL LE.

If it exists, or if it might exist, there are people out there who are into it. REALLY into it.

Further down. No, further down. OW! NO! FURTHER DOWN!!!!