It’s the “I tow a boat once a year so I need an F-350 as my daily driver” effect.

Depending on how often you do longer trips, it may work better to just rent as needed instead of having a second car for range-y stuff.

6 if you cut them up just right.

Marry me please.

That’s an approach that will carry you far in life.

...boobies included?

Since the engine is located outside of the parallelogram formed by the wheel centres, we can safely declare it is not any flavour of mid-engine. Some of your less-enlightened coworkers could learn something from this, Jason.

Some other schmuck’s crotch fruit.

But then they just start giving ‘advice,’ which is often detailed descriptions of how you should be having sex.

One of my stock replies is “Never. The last thing I think this world needs is another white kid who is born wealthier than 90% of the rest of the world.”

I aim to please.

Front-mid or rear-mid?

They said at least twenty times in the episode that they didn’t disprove the concept of starting fires with mirrors. That was never in dispute.

Yep. Typical bored white mom bullshit.

Moms, Facebook, Starbucks, and health advice. Each of those taken individually is fine, but put all four of them together and it’s like Captain Planet of Bullshit.

Ah, Jezebel. Home of the white lady, of whom 53% voted for the current Racist in Chief.

“Fuck this world”

Right? I mean, she’s going to feel a bit bad about it off and on for months! She really deserves our compassion for the ordeal she is going through.

Been there. It’s in Skagway, Alaska, right? Or is it Ketchikan?

Rusholme and P, Saskatoon Saskatchewan.