Usually the only things projected on my desserts are my body image issues so this is definitely a step in the right direction.

I tried coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose.

Yeah, I had to rewatch to figure out where she was for the first 30 seconds.

i agree, kinda makes you think she has the opinion of "yep, he does deserve to get smacked."

Isn't it. Took me a second to spot where Beyonce was because she was so still.

Anyone want to troll her by claiming to be her ex-boyfriend and saying you guys had tons of sex?

OH NO!!!! This is the worst thing since those 200 girls were kidnapped from their school.

I don't care about her age, I just wish she'd find something new to do. The LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME I'M WILD AND SEXUAL is kinda tired after it's 30 year run.

Rebecca, you're killing it in this comment thread. :)

Jesus H. Chris, pluquaa. I'm just trying to decide if you were drunk when you left this comment or not drunk enough.

It's a homemade soup made of energy drinks and a heaping cup of stupid.

"eat soup if you're dieting"

Mascots are an intriguing comparison, but the problem isn't a direct comparison of wage rates. Currently, that's comparing apples and oranges.

Mascots stand around and dance. Cheerleaders get thrown into the air—and they're the ones who should be paid less and not have health insurance? Meeting exacting physical standards, spending time training and practicing, and performing physical stunts that are both risky and difficult in front of crowds isn't a real…

Why the hell do we need cheerleaders, anyway? All they are there for is to be sexually objectified eye candy for hetero dudes. Let's just get rid of cheerleaders.

As great as this segment was, my favorite was the second one, regarding the false claims food manufacturers are allowed to make. John encouraged viewers to make up labels with false information about food items, stick them on the food items in the grocery store, and post a picture of doing same to the This Week…

This is a very well-written piece of fiction and definitely tries to get into the mind of the other person to make them "not a villain." However, I don't think suing god and everyone is going to help the case any.

I remember when there were heated (and then censored) debates in the comments of Snap Judgments on just this issue — publishing pictures of celebs with their kids at the park and whatnot. AFAIK, Jez never officially took a position, but just quietly phased out those kind of pictures, and then even "candid" pictures…

Bell and Shepard want a paradigm shift, and rightly so.

"In other Jennifer Lawrence news, there are J-Law Red Carpet Fall Truthers because of course there are."