I don’t enthusiastically support either candidate, but yeah, Cheeto Voldemort is about right. Not enthusiastic about Dolores Umbridge either, but Trump is indeed a Cheeto Voldemort.

Taking Iraq’s oil would be stupid. Oil revenues are the only hope the area has of not producing 100 more terrorist organizations.

You’re joking, right? This is sarcasm, isn’t it? You’re satirizing public perception of third-wave feminism as a bunch of people with degrees that don’t lead to jobs, looking under every stone for a morsel of male dominance. It’s brilliant. Sublime. Enjoy the game.

You know, with a LiquidPiston X rotary engine good for about 50KW, you could build a range-extended electric with a small gasoline motor that wouldn’t weigh too much and would make an electric that can meet the needs of the commute AND the road trip. Just sayin’. Conventional internal combustion reciprocating engines…

It’s not the majority of Clinton supporters who call names, it’s the uncreative dimwits (every candidate has some followers who are clearly stupid, it’s a statistical impossibility to run a campaign and attract absolutely zero stupid people) who have no real or compelling reason to support their candidate’s policies…

Refusal to vote for a particular candidate is so much easier to deal with when one can simply accuse them of misogyny instead of listening to the things they’re saying. If you like dynastic returns to already known and failed policies, and are willing to put up with a conservative, reactionary hawk just to have a…

I guess you have to decide whether feminism includes female autonomy or doesn’t. Some people, because of their attractiveness, can get money from others just for jiggling. It doesn’t last forever, but can lead to hundreds of thousands of dollars per year. Feminism must now figure out whether they agree with a woman…

It isn’t exactly an appropriate topic for business meetings that aren’t about the administration of strip clubs.

What? Douchebros at the UFC? Say it ain’t so!

What Greta doesn’t realize is that the data from New Horizons comes back to us at a ridiculously low bitrate. It’s literally STILL sending us data from that flyby. NASA didn’t sit on the picture, it comes in as a 2kbit stream intermingled with other data, and by the way, it comes as raw sensor data, not a JPEG.

Let me explain to you what you are too thick to have gotten on your own. For thousands of years, men have been attempting to reprioritize society so that male power is enshrined and female power is forbidden and never used. Female power is sexuality, attractiveness, and subtlety.

I’m not condoning what he did, but isn’t that vigorous of a prosecution just a LITTLE bit excessive?

Ooh, knife geek thread. You must not dream of someone putting your knives in the dishwasher silverware tray. Avoid dreaming of that sound of steel knife on steel fork as someone carelessly drags your honed blade across a two dollar fork, because man, you could have a guest over, and he could “help” you after dinner,…

Ooh, knife geek thread. You must not dream of someone putting your knives in the dishwasher silverware tray. Avoid…

If you can digest it, food is good for you. Death is inevitable. If you manage to eke out an extra 10 years because of good life-choices, you get those ten years in the form of an incontinent infant who doesn’t recognize his own son when he comes to visit him.

They say that if you like sausage or politics, that you should make sure you never see how either is made. I think the same is true of pop music, which is made of rape and slavery.

If you, a stranger on the internet, at least to me, think this is too many clauses, I may as well go along with you, at least, provided that I, being not an English language expert, cannot offer something to contradict, with evidence and better support, your opinions.

Bialetti Moka Express. You can even take it camping. It’s not “automatic” but requires no more work than a Mr. Coffee. It is so simple to use that it may as well be automatic.

Bialetti Moka Express. You can even take it camping. It’s not “automatic” but requires no more work than a Mr.…

Years ago, a friend of mine and I were out and we were looking for this one place at the ass end of town on MLK. It’s about 11pm on a Saturday, and he starts pulling a u turn and says “it’s gotta be back the way we came and it’s getting really dark down this way” And I was like “you racist bastard!” but seriously,…

Why, it’s almost as if we have a pattern-recognition engine running all the time we’re awake, noticing the similarities between things we’re thinking about now and thinks we have thought about before now!

I know, right, like LITERALLY the worst. THE. WORST. Worse than the motherfucking Holocaust. They’re worse than childhood bone cancer.