Gawker sucks, but amazingly, you suck even more.

How could women become obsolete? None of mens’ tasks requires the utilitarian properties of a prehensile penis.

So, are we all still going to do that thing where we see an Asian man build a super-sexy robot yet we all just kind of pretend that he doesn’t want to fuck his robot?

Or, you know, they could actually continue, AFTER whoever actually takes the throne, by telling the story of how Westeros survives an exceptionally long winter and the Wights southward advance. Or the dawn of a new age of magic and the return of the werewood trees.

A physicist who actually posited, without any evidence, that a quark could be encoded with a complete memory?

A simpler explanation is that this universe is a simulation, and once in a while when things don’t go well and we annihilate ourselves, the simulation administrators reverse the simulation from a previously saved point, but it fails to completely eradicate some memory locations which hold memories from a branch of…

As a hiker, I have encountered both bear skeletons and cougar skeletons. And deer skeletons, and porcupine skeletons as well. But no Bigfoot skeletons.

You do realize that Bill Clinton has been accused of rape, sexual assault, sexual harassment, etc, starting in 1969 although most of the time it was police reports followed by women deciding not to press charges....

It’s a vegetable juicer for 700 dollars that’s incapable of juicing vegetables. That’s really all you need to know about it.

Whenever anyone mentions how close a phone is to stock Android, remember that’s an admission that everyone who’s attempted to change Android has fucked it up.

Yes, I have an ETRS. Digital back is 22,000 dollars and adapter plate is about 200 bucks or more depending on the day.

The easiest way to spot a con artist is that they make promises on impossible timescales.

I still shoot on 120 film though I have a Nikon D7000. Why? Because shooting on film forces a photographer to PLAN his shots, instead of snapping them. No, you don’t use Polaroid or 120 film for shots which require speed or timing. But for those things that you plan, it can be quite rewarding to shoot in larger…

Remember that Bush was elected because “he sounds like US!” when you critique a candidate’s ability to actually engage in these photo-ops effectively.

You have to understand that society currently pressures white people for better behavior (for good reason) while not exactly placing similar standards against generalization and stereotyping on those who believe themselves to be above all of that as a result of some claimed demographic minority status, no matter how…

That’s because the ones who wrote things we would see as noteworthy now were generally good writers, and the people were educated, having not much to do with themselves in the evenings other than reading.

Oh, you’re one of those guys who cares about the chassis and rear cover of your phone. It’s a hershey bar. A flat rectangular prism with rounded edges. They’re all the same.

Pretty sure he has days when he feels exactly like that.

...in which Batman and Robin are lovers. And by lovers, I mean an aging billionaire and a minor child with no other place to live.

This is how television died at the beginning of the 21st century. I remember it because I was still a young man at the time. We all just kind of sat there watching it get stupider and more banal over time, and then science just kind of...disappeared from it.