They say that if you like sausage or politics, that you should make sure you never see how either is made. I think the same is true of pop music, which is made of rape and slavery.

I hope they don’t do an origin story, but instead go with her ALWAYS being a shapeshifter, who chose to be ridiculously hot because...WHY THE HELL WOULDN’T SHE? And she could suddenly lose her powers for a time, and be played by Melissa McCarthy. And Deadpool could FREAK THE FUCK OUT.

They don’t have to kill her off. Deadpool is an asshole, and his dysfunction can simply push her away in the entirely typical way. Just because you love to shag someone, you can’t expect that they’ll put up with your shit forever, even if at a time it felt like you fit together perfectly.

One of the major problems with robotics technology is that roboticists insist on using a robot that’s 20 times the strength of a human to do tasks people can do. That thing probably weighs over 1000 lbs. If you want to build a household robot, the best robot would be one that mimics human anatomy, because all of your…

If you, a stranger on the internet, at least to me, think this is too many clauses, I may as well go along with you, at least, provided that I, being not an English language expert, cannot offer something to contradict, with evidence and better support, your opinions.

It sure beats mammoth, ungainly steel pipes with stepper motors directly bolted to the joints. Most robots look like they’re built to be the most foolish design ever.

Chill dude, it’s just a blog. It’s not like professional college graduates are paid to write for this place.

I have been on the internets and BBSes since 1982. I don’t think snuff porn is a “thing”. I’ve never seen any. Of course, I haven’t been looking for it, but it hasn’t been one of the categories of any site I’ve ever visited in my research endeavors.

iSquirm, iVibe, etc. Keep in mind that for lesbians, a cock isn’t necessarily something they’d find attractive.

Not only is someone making a smart fleshlight, they’re making one that interconnects with a VR software platform. So, you know, your Oppressed White Male Syndrome can rest easy knowing that you’re actually just an ignorant feeb and the world isn’t out to get you or oppress you.

I’m straight, but not so straight that the sound of someone writing lots of numerals on a paycheck can’t bend me.

OMGFWTFPCMCIA. facepalm.

Bialetti Moka Express. You can even take it camping. It’s not “automatic” but requires no more work than a Mr. Coffee. It is so simple to use that it may as well be automatic.

Bialetti Moka Express. You can even take it camping. It’s not “automatic” but requires no more work than a Mr.…

Yes, except that the other chains don’t kill you, and Chipotle doesn’t know why that might be.

If they don’t know what caused it, they cannot possibly know that they’ve fixed it. If it was in the supply chain, they may be able to assure themselves of some quality by doing 100 percent cultures on their incoming produce, but since the cultures take time to grow on agar, they’ll have to hold up the lettuce for a…

Hydrogen fusion reactors cannot be used as weapons.

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You may not consider the ability to create to be special, but if you’re an attorney, you clearly aren’t a good one, or you’d know that the word special means exceptional, unusual, notable, noteworthy, unique.

Uh, that is NOT why the Dust Bowl conditions happened. At all.

Where exactly do you think the heat from datacenters normally goes?