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Just face it. He wrote himself into a corner, can’t think up a good way to tie it all together into the ending he had in mind, and when that money started rolling in from the show (and future shows), he’s just stopped trying. He’s content (can’t say I blame him. I’d probably do the same thing honestly). We MIGHT get

While it’s clear you think the last guy was the asshole and did her a favor, I’m on DT’s side on this one. There’s got to be a line, and someone that stupid ain’t worth your time, no matter how good the fucking is. He mentioned they showed no signs of changing either...

It’s managed to keep looking good because most of its companions at the time (like Hulk and Thor) were even worse.

It’s really quite tame

Slightly better than average? It’s at least as good as the first Iron Man

Fuck her. She signs up for franchises, regrets it, then shits on them.

In lieu of crafting a response to this article, instead I’m going to shop for some inane, excitable hot takes on Twitter and share a selection of them with you.

Parallel universe Ant-Man, perhaps?

Someone needs to tell him Glenn Greenwald can’t vote in the US and Michael Tracey is definitely voting for Trump in 2020, so he’s not actually going to speak to any of his potential voters, but WILL give a non-stop right wing propaganda machine a little bit of credibility among his young lefty fans. Great job all

Apatow announced this last night on Conan. Then, I binge watched every episode of the show today. Anyone else have a weird habit of only picking up shows after they’ve heard the show is ending? It’s like, “Oh cool, now I don’t have to worry about waiting for new episodes over season breaks.”

Why does it feel like he’s been hosting the Tonight Show so, so much longer?

She’s more machine than ma’am now, twisted and evil.

He’s a Vulcan and he’s okay!

CBS didn’t want to pay for Quinto and they think the Abrams films aren’t that popular among actual Trekkies, so why remind them of those films?

Kenan, you’re one of my all-time faves.

I’ve been having anxiety-induced dry heaves, all morning, due to not knowing what Lena Dunham has to say.

Nixon is gonna Lose, the Progressive Princess. Same pipe dream policies as Bernie half the charisma.

Forget it, UnnumberedOne. It’s AVClub-town.

Didn’t stop them screwing with Trek, until it’s now completely the opposite of what trek stood for, but millennials are loving it because they have no soul.