SHIELD’s been pretty good for avoiding wheel spinning and idiot plots.

I get this from some properties but I never got that vibe from the MCU. It eased into the superhero wackyness over a few movies and they do have a habit of showing actors pretty faces(it’s what they are paying for after all) but I never thought they hated what the genre was.

This sounds like an affair gone away.  Certainly not a rape.

Given Maynard’s love of Bill Hicks this was the obvious response.

Thanks for filling that in. There seems to be a shake- up at Get Out Media, maybe there needs to be an earthquake throughout. All of us who still check Splinter because of Gawker memories, but Gawker was funny, Splinter is written by child-bloggers, it’s basically a hate site against the Democratic Party now. …

Well, I hope you’re all satisfied. You bankrupted a bunch of naive movie folks—folks from a Hollywood where values are ... different. They weren’t thinking about the money. They just wanted to tell a dramatic, intimate, smaller story, a story about a cosmic space force, and you slick movie-reviewers took ‘em for…

Hey friend. I have a Zeppelin that requires just a fuckload of pointless hot air. Can I borrow your post?

Yup, skipped that comment after less than halfway through.

I got to the words Sopranos season 2 and gave it a hard pass. What do we say to bullshit? Not today.

I mean there's nothing wrong with it, but it's just ludicrous looking in length for a comment.

I got to the second paragraph, and just scrolled and scrolled and I thought it would never end.

Holy shit. Did you get a course credit for writing this?

Just face it. He wrote himself into a corner, can’t think up a good way to tie it all together into the ending he had in mind, and when that money started rolling in from the show (and future shows), he’s just stopped trying. He’s content (can’t say I blame him. I’d probably do the same thing honestly). We MIGHT get…

While it’s clear you think the last guy was the asshole and did her a favor, I’m on DT’s side on this one. There’s got to be a line, and someone that stupid ain’t worth your time, no matter how good the fucking is. He mentioned they showed no signs of changing either...

It’s managed to keep looking good because most of its companions at the time (like Hulk and Thor) were even worse.

It’s really quite tame

Slightly better than average? It’s at least as good as the first Iron Man

Fuck her. She signs up for franchises, regrets it, then shits on them.

In lieu of crafting a response to this article, instead I’m going to shop for some inane, excitable hot takes on Twitter and share a selection of them with you.