I would sacrifice every episode of Rick & Morty that has been or ever will be for one more season (or, hell, even one more episode) of Community. There, I said it. I’m not ashamed.

Colonel Sandurz: Well, that’s true, sir, but there’s been a new breakthrough in home video marketing.

Yes. That’s the biggest impediment. Yes. That’s completely right. Yes. It’s somehow a Clinton’s fault.
FUCK.
OFF.

And fuck Kinja for not letting me block your right-wing misogynistic screeds .

Uh, grabbing a woman’s breast isn’t acting inappropriately, it’s assault, brotha!

Did anyone else feel shades of Farscape when Barry was talking nonsense with the symbols on the wall? Or do I just miss Crichton and company way too much?

Ha! That’s true! Also a pianist! I bet those two could free associate back and forth for weeks. And I would totally pay to see it. 

Apart from Avery Brooks?

Surely the writers will introduce someone faster than him shortly. It’s practically the only move in their playbook.

Pretty much every day lately I’ve found a reason to be glad I’ve never seen Rick and Morty.

“Burn Gorman said his Dr. Hermann Gottlieb “hasn’t changed his underwear in 10 years” and is the most “important scientist now in the PPDC, with a great budget.” But he’s still really affected by the drift connection with the kaiju he experienced in the first film. He’s also still with the PPDC, while Dr. Newt…

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Cool but it needs more Jeff Goldblum.

The new Star Wars film will take place on five planets, each of which will miraculously have only one planet-wide climate.

How do we know what orcs really sound like? Maybe they all have Pakistani accents.

Okay, so the real reason why is that no one wanted to reveal, or really knew, that Vader was Anakin’s dad in A New Hope. But one anthology tale, set in the moments Obi-Wan dies fighting Vader, references the classic lines from the duel:

INT. FUNERAL HOME - DAY

I’ve worked at NBC News several years ago and the producer and director in the control room can make decisions to go past the “hard stops” and do it frequently if there is a compelling enough topic being aired. Think of it like Breaking News. Have you ever seen breaking news get interrupted by a commercial or is it…

Yo. How about we don’t call women cows, no matter how much we dislike someone?

You know who else knows how it works? TOM FUCKING BROKAW.

As for the breeding out of control, I’m sure they’ve also found a way to spay / neuter said Tribble... which we’ll find out later.