I would sacrifice every episode of Rick & Morty that has been or ever will be for one more season (or, hell, even one more episode) of Community. There, I said it. I’m not ashamed.

Colonel Sandurz: Well, that’s true, sir, but there’s been a new breakthrough in home video marketing.

Yes. That’s the biggest impediment. Yes. That’s completely right. Yes. It’s somehow a Clinton’s fault.
FUCK.
OFF.

And fuck Kinja for not letting me block your right-wing misogynistic screeds .

Uh, grabbing a woman’s breast isn’t acting inappropriately, it’s assault, brotha!

Surely the writers will introduce someone faster than him shortly. It’s practically the only move in their playbook.

How do we know what orcs really sound like? Maybe they all have Pakistani accents.

INT. FUNERAL HOME - DAY

I’ve worked at NBC News several years ago and the producer and director in the control room can make decisions to go past the “hard stops” and do it frequently if there is a compelling enough topic being aired. Think of it like Breaking News. Have you ever seen breaking news get interrupted by a commercial or is it…

Yo. How about we don’t call women cows, no matter how much we dislike someone?

You know who else knows how it works? TOM FUCKING BROKAW.

Because dogs in the work place improves moral.

You know, maybe it’s not a coincidence that the worldview of this show’s most devout fans is problematic. We’re all proud of Dan Harmon for sticking it to those jerks, but maybe, you know, he’s at fault a bit? I say this as a die-hard Community fan who loved the humanist philosophy that Harmon brought to that show.

11:50 SNL sketch?

You mean 12:50. Your provincial time zones confound easy understanding.

“In some ways, even though his picture is not there, Colin Kaepernick is there...”

Also, even nerds!

Absolutely. This is a Very Serious matter, and it should be treated with all the attendance Gravity and Moroseness it demands. We need to rub our noses in the Profound Suffering involved, and make no attempt to lighten up this Deeply Grave and Horrible Tragedy so we can fully commit to the Unrelenting Misery of…

Actually I disagree, and I don’t see how this isn’t a simple argument. They’re saying sex does not equal sexual orientation in these cases. That’s simple to disprove. If you fire me for being gay, you are firing me because of my sex relative to the sex of my partner. You would not fire me if I was a woman having sex…

I’d rather have 10 a year than 14 every decade at the rate Venture Bros gets produced.

*checks charge on portal gun*

Gosling should have ducked.