but he is just one of the many trash quarterbacks collecting checks for sitting on the bench

Racists should get bullied. They’re racists, which means they’ve earned it. 

“Less art and literature discussion, more fucking!”

People like you are the worst. You know how the business of Hollywood functions, how the worlds of TV and movies are different, and yet you still can’t help but whine about reality. GTFOOH.

Filmmakers can cast whomever they like in a movie

Between Amber Heard and Johnny Depp, Amber Heard is the one with a domestic violence arrest on her record. She also happens to be the only woman ever to make such a accusation against Depp. 

If Darth Vader had never said, “No disintegrations,” Boba Fett would be recognized as the bitch he truly is.

We have a sexual predator in the White House specifically because 53% of women exactly like these voted for Trump!

Valid criticism in a review is one thing. It’s the RELENTLESS snide remarks in unrelated articles that push criticism over the line into bullying. 

Children of Dune.

Filming just wrapped on Split, so he’s most likely still bulked up for his role as The Horde.

Yep, I’ve noticed the same byline for most of Splinter’s worst articles, and it’s Isha Aran. I feel like her picture should be the new internet meme for a troll. 

but still more epic than any one-on-one fight we’ve seen any superhero film this year.

This is what I don’t get about those critical of Obama on race as it pertains to foreign policy: Obama wasn’t President of “Libya, Haiti, Israel, Latin America, etc.” At least, not in this reality. There’s zero obligation for him to put their interests above those of America. 

You mean the civilians who provide material support for the terrorists who attack us, abroad and at home? Maybe a foreign country wouldn’t have to be bombing them if they kept their own house in order and didn’t export death and destruction?

Bernie won’t have “But Hillary...” to cover his ass in 2020. Can’t wait to see his privileged ass brought down a peg. 

Who are the idiots who buy those shoes??

If the premise of the article is to dissuade others from buying these products, why is there a giant advertisement for them in the second paragraph??

Is there a laugh track? Something tells me there’s a laugh track.

I think I have superpowers. I cancelled Netflix last night and made sure to cite Masterson as the reason why. Next morning, he’s fired!