Filming just wrapped on Split, so he’s most likely still bulked up for his role as The Horde.

Yep, I’ve noticed the same byline for most of Splinter’s worst articles, and it’s Isha Aran. I feel like her picture should be the new internet meme for a troll. 

This is what I don’t get about those critical of Obama on race as it pertains to foreign policy: Obama wasn’t President of “Libya, Haiti, Israel, Latin America, etc.” At least, not in this reality. There’s zero obligation for him to put their interests above those of America. 

You mean the civilians who provide material support for the terrorists who attack us, abroad and at home? Maybe a foreign country wouldn’t have to be bombing them if they kept their own house in order and didn’t export death and destruction?

Bernie won’t have “But Hillary...” to cover his ass in 2020. Can’t wait to see his privileged ass brought down a peg. 

Who are the idiots who buy those shoes??

Is there a laugh track? Something tells me there’s a laugh track.

I think I have superpowers. I cancelled Netflix last night and made sure to cite Masterson as the reason why. Next morning, he’s fired!

Bravo. You seem like quite the erudite and empathetic person.

Sure, Bryan. You’re a multi-millionaire who can hire all the help in the world, but sure, let’s pretend you needed to spoon-feed chicken soup to your sick parent. *cough*diddler*cough*

“wibbly wobbly, timey wimey” (a phrase that non-Who fans probably wish could be eradicated from existence)

Hari Kondabolu doesn’t care fuck-all about Asian representation. He’s pulling a Trump and attacking someone else for publicity. (Not unlike how you have globbed onto a more popular comment just to get your own attention.) Every character on The Simpsons is a caricature, no matter their race, gender, religion, or…

The Root’s cynical math: Taylor Swift headline = pageclicks.

This “health issue,” we’re all agreed that it’s unstoppable panic attacks at the thought of Singer’s Hollywood boy-raping spreed coming to light, right?

Yeah, Hari’s tweet pretty much reveals that this is a personal vendetta for him, not something he’s approached out of genuine concern. 

The beauty of right-to-work, eh? Meanwhile, shut your fascie-defending idiot face, maybe. 

Brings this to mind:

I see his picture and think of this guy from Farscape:

Those are some small hands, tho!

A hobby? Like yours, going online into the comment sections of every article with “Bernie” or “Hillary” in the headline to slob all over Bernie’s knob at every opportunity? No thanks. You should get an identity that isn’t wrapped up in some dusty old politician you’ve probably never met before.