the allure of Blade Runner—and Dick’s writing in general—is how it belies the promise of technological utopia that’s been floated by so much science fiction

Pretty cruel to mention Rosario and then not even have her make an appearance, show.

Those holes are designed for flaccid members.

Sad truth: all that money will never fix those chicken legs of his.

So... he just lets his friends play around with his service weapon? How does that not violate police policy??

Name one who won a single championship with a whole-ass human being living inside them. I’ll wait.

“Allegedly.” Kind of like how we have to take your anecdotal word that you were a radio news anchor? Yeah, just like that.

Even her choice of words is tone-deaf. “There are those who defend the 2nd Amendment...” Defend it from what, the concept of the importance of human life??

That’s two instance of “...the white people of...” headlines in one week. Maybe try a different style of clickbait?

Seems like a support dog would actually be good for someone as emotionally broken as you.

I’m not surprised that some people can’t see dogs as anything other than things to make fight each other in some basement somewhere.

It’s not about “dog hate,” it’s more about Two Minutes Hate. Michael Harriot holds up that which must be despised (which changes daily), and the audience must obey. It’s some real 1984 shit going on in this space. It’s the non-grey comments on these articles that suck the worst, IMO.

I’m confused, are people not allowed to like two different and unrelated things now? What kind of fucking moron buys artisanal cat litter?

We, at The Root are often accused of lying. It never turns out to be true.

Well, there was this whole “election” thing back in November, where black Americans could have kept voting at Obama-era levels and prevented Trump. But they didn’t.

Rick & Morty is basically a sitcom version of a Poe’s Law violation.

Perfect meme application here. 10/10

Holy shit, THIS. So much this. VB is one of my favorite shows ever, but seriously, those dudes need someone to keep them on a production schedule already.

What is the importance of 14 vs 10 in the overall scheme of things? Are 4 extra episodes going to cause some kind of significant change? Just push for 10 solid episodes if that’s what it takes.

So you’re a moron and a psychic? Impressive.