The Alt-Left is real, and you can recognize them by their call for Democrats to abandon “identity politics” in favor of a knock-off of Reagan’s “a rising tide lifts all boats” narrative. No, Bernie, shutting down free trade will not solve racism, you ignorant old hippie.

Shakespeers

Props to Shia LaBeouf’s agent, for still being able to find his client work, despite his client being Shia LaBeouf.

My Mariokart nickname is Green Shell Sniper. Are you way ahead of me? I hit ya. Are you way behind me? I hit ya. Are you behind me around a corner and can’t even see me? I timed the shot perfectly so you rolled around the turn and I hit ya.

Nah, just Shakespeare Bros.

If the moon were made out of cheese, would you eat it?

I’m not saying I’m spending money to see it in IMAX either, just to be clear. But that has more to do with being against IMAX than Inhumans.

Indeed, especially since HBO is a premium network that’s not in every household, even if it wasn’t already just 1 show among thousands.

I can understand and even have a reasonable debate with people who disagree with me

I feel sorry for people whose lives are so devoid of meaning or filled with privilege that their only respite is to attempt to upset others on social media.

Just a terrible storyline.

It’s because 53% of white women voted to elect Trump.

The problem isn’t the show, but the expectations of the show by unreasonable fans. It was supposed to be a movie first, and they’re premiering it in IMAX for some reason, so people (i.e. nerd journalists) are expecting movie-quality special effects despite there only being a TV budget. Now, one could argue that it…

I’m gonna miss Son of Zorn.

Say what you will about his Batman fiascos

Wrong, those were all core parts of her platform, just without “free” latched onto the front of them. That’s where Bernie “7 Minute Abs” Sanders stepped in and promised bigger and better with no details.

Free college, free healthcare, free debt-relief. If Clinton had an idea for something, Bernie had his own version that just slapped “free” in front of it. It was the same thing with the minimum wage. Were people who were making $7.75 an hour going to turn down $12 an hour just because it wasn’t $15 an hour?

She didn’t vote for it. Bernie can’t say that.

Hillary Bernie isn’t helping and you stanning for her him isn’t helping.

Name one other candidate who has been endorsed by Bernie that didn’t endorse him first. I’ll wait.