CallYourFianceBeyonce
CallYourFianceBeyonce
CallYourFianceBeyonce

You should have given her a the .08 and then an invoice for your labor, I'd say $40 would be about right.

Probably not, but i think that how hard you hammered home your point makes you sound like an asshole.

That is some seriously stalinesque line of thinking. Quiverfull people really scare the crap out of me.

OMG, these people are fucking insane. A VAGINA IS NOT A CLOWN CAR - give it a rest already you stupid bitch, and your collaborator, too.

I had a coworker who was always broke and would hawk my lunches. "You can afford to eat out! You should give me your sandwich!" Fuck you, buddy. I eventually started buying oatnut bread because I knew he was allergic. He stopped asking.

It's like she broke up with us.

Rihannas instagram game was on an untouchable level. None of these wannabe badass artsy celebs can do it like she did.

How.. How do you get 3/4 of the way through a sundae before you realize it's mayo?

Oh my god! HE SHIT IN HIS BACKPACK!!! hahahahahahhaa I mean I feel bad for the bartender but still.

I was chuckling until I read the backpack thing. I was not expecting that, oh my god.

lmao! I went to a Pearl Jam concert in Sept and all of us 30 and 40-somethings were totally rocking the 1994 look. Total blast from the past. That being said, in NYC tons of the kids are going for... lack of a better term... the "new" grunge look. Which includes the flannel shirt around the waist and wait for it...

I...are flannel shirts around the waist coming back? I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR 18 YEARS!

I grew up near a Mennonite community, which is similar to but not quite the same as Amish. They would hire drivers and passenger buses or vans to take them to the local Wal-Mart. It was quite bizarre to be shopping for toilet paper and suddenly see a woman in full-length dress and bonnet shopping for the same thing.

George RR Martin, silly. Everyone knows THAT!

I don't remember him ripping his throat out but its been a few years since I read it.

not so smart now.

It's hard to say. I'm not familiar with the activities of gang members, circa 2014, but I was a little more familiar in years past. As best I can tell, ANY garment of any kind that can be worn can (and will) be worn in gang colors. Rosaries, for example, have been used as gang identifiers. The way you keep the

It's the primary color of the Bloods criminal street gang, for one; that's the big thing that could be wrong with it.

. . . I actually just acquired a weird level of respect for Ginsburg, in that he sounded very honest and knowledgeable about the industry.