CANADIAN? Somehow I knew this was happening in Canada. Must be in my Canadian DNA.

COMPARATIVELY CHEAP: Remember when 1st generation LCD/plasmas were that much?

I concur. As the well-known saying goes, "You can't out exercise a bad diet."

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID: "Is that a submarine cable in your pants or are you happy to see me?"

BUT US$800?!!! For THAT much $$$, I can buy a real car!

PREDICT A BEST-SELLER: It'll be the perfect Xmas gift for ex-wives!

SURE. WHAT THE HECK? Can't be any more risky than a one-night-stand, unprotected sex.

Er, "GOT LOOSE".

THEY GO LOOSE?! Make that idiot's name available for public ridicule.

"ETHICAL" THE RIGHT WORD? Perhaps "tactless".

Exactly. From a different angle... Anyone that can NOT mount a standard bike is NOT likely the type of person that WANTS to ride a bike. The marketing was not very well thought out.

Alan, it's easier than people think. For that 6 month period, all I did was...

I LOST 32lbs IN 6 MONTHS: As the saying goes, "You can NOT out-exercise a bad diet". From my experience, having lost 41lbs to date, I concur.

THERE'S JUST ONE PROBLEM: I can see a hole in their plan.

NOW you tell me. Too late!

IN MY DREAMS: I stick with watching movies on 35mm film.... at HOME!

I LOVE COSTCO HOTDOGS: Well, I suppose ANYTHING to keep you from eating a "real" dog is a good idea.

IN MY FANTASY: I'd tell 'em to go @#$% themselves, buy the company, and fire all of them.

FUTURE NEWS: In lieu of his situation, Kim Dotcom changes his name to "Dotbomb".

THINK OF IT AS PLAYING A GAME OF HORSESHOES: A direct hit might be the objective, but one huge splash in the water near an aircraft carrier would be pretty disruptive to its crew members.