CUTTING ROOM FLOOR: "...with the skull they found three empty boxes of Chinese take-out."

FUN FACT: They weren't nicknamed "drone" after bees. It was because someone commented that the early versions made a loud "droning" sound.

REFER TO SLIME MOLD AS A MALE, because it NEVER stops to ask for directions.

FAKE WEIGHTS: Notice how it moves around so easily on his lap.

CREATE A PERPETUAL MOTION COOKER: Use the gas from the beans to cook the beans.

I LIKE CHASING SKIRT STEAK: Women complain about being treated like a piece of meat.

I CAN SAY IT, BECAUSE I'M 3/4 ASIAN:

PROTECTIVE FINISH? You mean you have to drive around with those clear, plastic discs?

RUNS FASTER THAN iPAD3? Sure. It'll give you the RUNS faster than an iPad3!

TRINITRONS: For a stretch of time, Sony TVs were the ONLY TVs I bought; the aesthetic and performance were the best. Nothing has appealed to me for many, many years, until recently. Bought a Sony NEX-5n camera due to Gizmodo's review of mirrorless cameras. It's lowlight capture is MORE amazing than expected. …

Much success to you in the Navy, CyberToyger!

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LIGHTROOM vs PHOTOSHOP: Hi all. I don't know much about photography, but just got my first "serious" camera. Would Lightroom be a better choice for me than Photoshop? Thanks.

ANOTHER ALTERNATIVE: Yeah, but what about using upsidasium?

Hmmm. It got me thinking, too. My guess is that both arms are charged the same. The ball charged opposite of the arms. As the arms move up and down, they push the ball up against the side of the glass tube.

Cute.