I like your style!

Don't worry. Making kids is 1/2 the fun!

WHEN REBELLIOUS TEENAGERS: You can't give 'em away!

SAUDI ARABIA WORKING CONDITIONS: Makes being homeless in America look like a vacation.

VIZIO FTW: Keeps the other manufacturers "honest".

IGNORANCE IS BLISS: "We begin by coveting what we see every day."

I'M SO EXCITED: It's Jizzmodo!

HEARD OFF CAMERA: "Hmmm. She'll have to buy us another rope."

CONTRACTOR'S MOTIVATION: "You'll be paid when the job is done. PERIOD!"

IN OTHER WORDS: It looks like a phytoplankton rock concert just let out.

That's what she said.

Hmmm. Dunno about coal/gas vs electricity. I got my numbers off Wiki: [en.wikipedia.org]

WE'LL CALL YOU. DON'T CALL US: And, thank you for taking our Rorschach test.

MY EXPERIENCE WITH INDUCTION COOKING: In one word; amazing!

IN OTHER WORDS: If there were ONLY three pictures, we could call them the "Three Gorgeous Pictures"!

IN OTHER WORDS: After your 10 hour limit, you'll be listening to "The Sounds of Silence".

MAKE UP YOUR MIND: Quit your waffling. See what happened to the chicken?

FAST FORWARD: When everything is made of Gorilla Glass, angry wives/girlfriends will have nothing to smash.

NOT SERVED TO THE PUBLIC? Good. This could have mushroomed into a bigger story.

IN OTHER WORDS: Get your buns down there to see!