ROAD TO REDEMPTION: GoDaddy should spend big $$$ to defeat SOPA. NOW!!!

Exactly. Well put. I know what you mean.

THINKING WITH HIS LITTLE "HEAD": Here's where Hurd is today...

THINK THAT'S ODD? Today, I got a Verizon bill for NOT being a customer. So I paid it!

THANKS! I needed that!

BEST HUMMER EVER: "Ah. Those were the days..." ;)

Cool. Thanks!

ORGAN DONOR CARD: Didn't Scooby sign an Organ Donor Card, so another bot may live?

NICE TRICK: Can you disrobe girls just as fast?

Nice. You're not working this week, too, I see.

JUDGING FROM HIS SMILE he must save a lot of $$$ by not dating much.

CROSS MARKETING SUCCESS: A line of condoms called "Lordly Spear Sheath".

CROUCHING TIGER & HIDING THE DRAGON? For $16k you can play a lot of "hide the salami".

IN OTHER WORDS: The Gutmaster8000 is like a law firm that specializes in divorces.

hahaha Vegas odds-makers are siding with you.

EXPENSIVE CALLS: A digitized recording sent automatically over VOIP should NOT be that costly. Someone is making serious profit margin.

LOOKS APPLE-ISH: Apple should sue them.

KILL THE ENEMY WITH KINDNESS: Gift wrap it and send 1,000s of them to the Taliban.

hahaha I can't grow a beard to save my life, Rusty, which is probably why I've never had to change the blades on my electric razor EVER!

TOUCHE, Number23!