HEY! Where's your holiday spirit?

GORGEOUS INDUSTRIAL DESIGN: Sadly, they don't make buses that beautiful anymore.

LEMON FLAVORED ALCOHOL? To hell with shaving. I'll take a hit of that!

IN OTHER WORDS: The Braun Series 7 790cc is on the "cutting edge".

She's a keeper, Buzz Mega!

Got news for you, Alex, we're STILL kids. We'll ALWAYS be kids.

I PREDICT: Expect GPS receivers able to simultaneously poll these competing systems to provide amazing location resolution.

SLOT CAR MEMORIES: Anyone remember the Eldon slot cars with the tiny incandescent headlights?

How dare they do that. "That's gov't property, mister!"

Man, you've got more TV glass than some people have windows in their apartments!

Someone told me Sony TVs are factory made by Samsung. True?

COULDN'T WAIT FOR OLED: For Xmas, I bought myself a 4" fat, 2010 model, refurbished, 47", LED backlit, Visio SV472XVT for $572 including shipping. Deal was too good to pass up.

FEMALE "ENTERTAINMENT AREA"? Oh, yeah. We all know what that's code for. ;)

Know what you mean. After watching one episode of "Whale Wars", I was so disgusted with Sea Shepard that I became unsympathetic to them

Yeah. I know. I wasn't looking for it, but when I got to the end of reading the bigger graphic, I just realized nearly EVERY one of them wanted some sort of Apple product.

Thanks for the story. You're a good son and father, daveinmn. If your kids turn out 1/2 as well-adjusted as you, the world will be all right.

PERSONALITY PROFILING: All the crybabies appear to be fans of Apple products.

hahaha I like you!

ATTN: CASSIE LEIGHT - If you don't get your iPhone, may I provide the gun and bullet.

MORE IMPRESSIVE: When whizzing past the picnicers, he was able to squirt a line of mustard on their two hotdogs.