FAST FORWARD: Tokyo Skeet Shooting Club is invited out on a whaling ship.

CUTTING ROOM FLOOR: And, at his day job he's considered a Big Wheel.

IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE men take pills to prevent erections.

IF YOU STOP YOUR WAILING, I'll stop my blubbering.

FAST FORWARD: eBay Item #838291 - Titanium ball. Unused. Minor shipping scratches.

Nice. Thanks for sharing, clearzero!

FAST FORWARD: Santa's sleigh sports a new canopy. NORAD now unable to track him.

Sure. As you can see, there's enough for EVERYBODY!

WHOA!!! If we didn't have "exploitative ads", where would the TV beer ads go?

Ah. Thanks.

Thanks!

THANKS BEN-HUR! You were great in that movie, too! (now, if i can just find my reading glasses)

IN OTHER WORDS: Looks like GoDaddy just pulled a Netflix move.

HAD ALREADY MOVED: However, their retraction doesn't cover up the fact that they're STILL bad guys.

SKIN THE CAT ANOTHER WAY: Just read your work email via Outlook Web.

Roger that. Thanks!

MOST POPULAR PICTURE PASSWORD: Rubbing and making a wish on Elly Tran Ha's picture.

I wish I could UNsee stuff.

TAKE YOUR PICK: Mistletoe or camel toe?

Dear Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!