Happy holidays to you, too, Crunchy_Bob! Thanks for the kind words. CK

IN OTHER WORDS: For him, it was "The Glitch that Stole Christmas".

AND A FREE MEAL? Yeah. I heard the McDonalds inside that casino is doing quite well, too.

That was a lotta fun to watch. THANKS!

RUMORED: A former puppeteer turned hooligan, picks fights with well-meaning puppets in a local park.

Yep. My folks have a flat roof house. The original designer that thought a flat roof was a good idea should be shot.

TURN LEMONS INTO LEMONADE: Like advertising to a captive audience at a sports stadium, riot control fences should double as advertising billboards.

EXTERIOR MAINTENANCE: Upkeep of the outside walls would be super easy. I enjoy the look of a Victorian house, but all those intricate places to sand before painting is a nightmare.

CUTTING ROOM FLOOR: What you didn't see was the college dorm puppeteers showing their puppets "blue flaming".

FORGET IT: Nobody's sticking their hand up my a@@!

"2011 TOP SALESWOMAN" NOMINEE: Think selling real estate is hard? Try convincing a dude to let you do THIS to him!

FAST FORWARD: Lady Gaga makes a bra out of the discarded nose cones.

UNCLEAR ON CONCEPT: So does putting a giant, yellow condom over the warhead technically count as disarming it?

OPTICAL ILLUSION? It almost looks like they're wearing parachutes, so if they get blown UP they can parachute back down to earth.

Might THEY be in the 0.5% crowd?

IT GOES LIKE THIS: First you fly the smallest jet to where the next bigger jet sits. Rinse and repeat.

FAST FORWARD: Senator Bob Casey of Pennsylvania requests that the counterfeit $$$ printer be removed from the App Store because it poses a threat to public safety and national security.

APP STORE LOGIC: Why would making fake identifications be acceptable, while the harmless "I am Rich" app gets denied?

hahaha I was referring to a War Games test. When the F-22 first came out, they put something like two F-22s up against a dozen F-16s. The avionics aboard the F-22s is SO good that they were able, "in theory", to shoot down ALL the F-16s BEFORE the F-16s knew the F-22s were in the area.

hahahaha Touche! Nice one. (tip of my hat)