Somebody graduated from the Val Venis School of Speech

@Jerkweezy: It's been backed up out here more than usual all weekend as it is.

@MorelOrelHershiser: @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: You guys really are the best when I have no idea what I'm donig.

HDMI question: I found a male-to-male cable that's xbox 360 compatible for 720p/1080i, 1080p, and 1600p(!?) for about $8.

@LittleWaynesBleedingHead: get my own bleeding head action going.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: I'm a college student at a Wisconsin university. The economy is pretty far down on my priority list.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: That's exactly what I'm doing. I'm saving money to head to vegas in June.

I just saw The Beast today and, surprisingly, enjoyed it. You will get hooked if you watch it.

@ACMEsalesrep: How is this tonight DUAN story?

Evening duan. Getting drunk on Killian's tonight.

My favorite quote about Roethlisberger, from Matt Hasselbeck taking questions from kids...

@spinachdip: That's interesting AND it helps my argument that both stafford and sanchez won't be good NFL QB's.

@Kick His Ass Seabass: Solicitation is trying to get a prostitute into your car.

@Kick His Ass Seabass: from my unpaid job (only 11 hours today)

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: We just had sex three times. Stay tuned for an all new The Simpsons on FOX.

@Bob_Higginson_bubblegum_card: Why would you listen to what other women think about the one you might ask out? Would you listen to one crazy person's advice on another?

Weather talk: Today's high was -7. Tonight it will be -28.

@CaliCheeseSucks: Wow, I really screwed up that tag. GawkIT, can we get a comment self-editor?

Remember our discussion on the source of the T.O. story last night?

@FranktasticVoyage: Are you saying that they have to speak and dress straight in order to be successful?