There is no way in hell I am reffing that game.

closed fist punch? What kind of bitch ass fucking place are you from where your weak ass considers a shove a punch? I kind of wish I was joking, but this is bordering on the ridiculous. Grow a set.

Well, I can get on board with "spirit of the law vs. letter of the law," in some cases (e.g. leaving the bench during a fight, Flagrant 1 vs. Flagrant 2, etc.) but I guess where we disagree is that I believe punching somebody in the head/neck is pretty clear cut.

Seriously. Deadspin is getting tiresome with this whole "player can do no wrong" crap. He deserved what he got. Now he has to pay the consequences. That's life.

Kyle, I don't mean to go all "Yahoo comment section" on you, but what the fuck are you talking about?

maybe he shouldn't have punched the guy in his neck?

He closed-fist pushed a guy in the neck. The fuck are you whining about?

They're delivering Amazon packages. DUH.

Now let me see your war face!

Move along ladies...this one is taken.

we need an article about some hot female athlete petting stray puppies in Sochi STAT!

"I wasn't." —T. Woods

I'm sure his attitude has been like "how could I possibly damage the Sharper image any more?" But this is just taking things too far.

This is an ugly freaking day on Deadspin.

Sharper denies the charges, and claims that he had consensual sex with one of the alleged victims, and has no idea who the other is.

I don't see how anyone can discredit Incognito's legitimacy with what was said here; clearly he's a real offensive lineman.

Yeah, probably not but I enjoyed her writing.

So let me get this straight... You and your boyfriend live 3000 miles away from each other yet you still take the time to wear matching running outfits? Now that's what I call commitment.

She seems like she'd be a good writer for a place like this, Gawker should give her an interview or something.