Talented, Arrogant, and Brak

Talented, Arrogant, and Whack

Pam Oliver is Siragusa level bad. Just a bad reporter.

In other news: Wookies are now speaking perfect English & conducting post-game interviews.

"A man can be destroyed but he can't be defeated."

"Let him think than I am more man than I am and I will be so."

-Richard Sherman

"They played a whale of a game."
-Captain Ahab

Don't worry coach, The Sun Also Rises.

—source: Ebony

Geno Smith Intercepted By Cops, Booted Off Plane, Escorted Out Of LAX

The confusion only worsened when, despite being on a plane to Vegas, Geno wouldn't stop yelling "Omaha"

"Escorted out? What a pussy."

Some Jets just can't fly under the radar.

This is just ludicrous. I absolutely cannot believe that Geno Smith was intercepted before coming anywhere near a touchdow—

[Receives vicious blindside hit from Standards]
[Blacks out; fumbles joke]
[Spends rest of life feeling cloudy, with a sensitivity to light, GIF-related humor]

Jet Jettisoned From Jet

Mark Sanchez is confused. "Virgin America? Not when I'm done with them."

My friend was there, and apparently this all started at the ticket counter. Geno became visibly confused and agitated when the attendant asked him to put the checked baggage down. Things escalated quickly, and inevitably, the police intercepted him before he could break the plane.

Just think how long he could have spun if he didn't have those pleats creating drag.

Walmart attire is just fine. He learned from Steve McNair what happens when former NFL QB's wear garments from Target.

So his wife really has no control over his wardrobe? Well, I guess it's pretty clear who wears the pants in the Harbaugh family.