I had tacos at my wedding

I found this little gem,

Good for you Leah Remini.

"not trying to bash anybody, and I'm not trying to be controversial. I just want people to know the truth."

Best commenter of this site, hands down

Oh, he can do that just fine.

Exactly, because everyone knows that I go around to people's homes asking if they "have a moment to talk about the teachings of Laverne Cox."

Obviously, it's because of the Gay agenda. I'd tell y'all what it is, but I lost mine in the wash, and I gotta get my Gay Card renewed. Need to spend those Gay points.

I'm too late and too grey but I wanted to at least try to join you guys. I've been trying to do some more interesting manicures recently and today I redid my nails with a space theme so I guess I'd quite like to show them off! They're not perfect (I'm a complete beginner at any nail art) but I'm pretty proud of them…

I'm pretty sure dogs love peanut butter the best.

When the apocalypse comes I'm gonna be eating insufferable little barefoot hippie wood nymphs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Since I don't know who half these people are, I like to read these like they're an old-fashioned small-town newspaper gossip column.

For an organization that claims to be all about Italian-ness, they sure don't seem to like having the actual Italians around, do they?

Oh, hospitaliano. She'll feel right at home, huh?

Ugh, stuff like this is very sad. Regardless of whether this was specific to certain cultural enclaves or such changes in the demographics of neighborhoods, this is sad. Many elderly people become very attached to their long-time homes and it is a very upsetting and traumatic experience to have to move and be uprooted…

Give her a comfy chair in a corner of the museum and let her chat with visitors about how the neighborhood has changed! What the hell. Italian culture is supposed to be about family. You don't throw grandma on the street. Cretinis!

Hey Anna, I hate to beg here, but can I have a out-of-the-greys pass? I'm seeing some seriously fucked up viewpoints on body image here and I'm a little peeved that they have a louder voice here than myself.

confession: if this was around when I was a teen, I totally would have been a Chivette. I'm really glad I have self esteem now.

Yeah, I looked fuckin' great when my body was actually eating itself away. I was so beautiful when my electrolytes were so low that I could've had a heart attack.

And hey, I had BEWBS so I clearly wasn't anorexic, right?

Shut up. Seriously.