"It can only be JAAAARRROOOOD!"

I bet he scored this beauty at Jarrod, the galleria of jewels!

My great-grandmother is 108! Same, her husband died in the 70s and she never remarried. She bred dogs and played cards and lived alone til she was 100. She used to have a beer every day with her lunch. She is fabulous.

My grandmother is 103 years old, born in 1911. She was married to my grandfather at the age of 19, they had five children and were happily married until he died 46 years later. She had several suitors after his death but refused to get married again because "they all want me to cook every day and I'm done with…

I also personally enjoy seeing the human part of humans.

If fashion magazines published pictures like that one I might start buying them.

There's nothing wrong with her body, that's how a 47 year old body looks, if you're lucky and have very, very good genes. Why people should continue the myth that beautiful = young I don't know. Because as a species our window of youth is relatively small, and we'll be old far longer than young. That's a long time to…

Yup, that's what bodies do after you've had two babies and lived for 40+ years. The fucked-up part is that airbrushing is so routine that we don' t know what mature women are supposed to look like.

Honey, the girls over at Tumblr are way ahead of you. They gif'd it in 2.1 seconds.

Makes it so much fun to imagine stripping them off...

You had me at Hiddleston. This movie looks fantastic!

Tom Hiddleston with unfortunate hair going down on someone;

Del Toro said in an interview that this movie is going to be kinky as fuck.

Counterpoint: There is little more childish than attempting to assert that your lifestyle choices or personal preferences are "mature."

This is how I feel about this article.

Point:

I feel like there are real stories that could be covered here like Planned Parenthood trying to increase abortion access in Louisiana. Beverage shaming is not necessary.