As a middle-aged man with a relatively happy house hold - nice wife, children still in the house, my life has lost a lot of its excitement. My kids are great and all - love taking the daughter out to her soccer games and even to the mall. My son, however, is a different story. Always holed up in the house, no…

You're inviting states to your party. You've only got room for 48 guests. Which 2 states don't you invite?

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In all seriousness: is it just me, or is he dealing with this in about the best way possible? No "sorry if I offended anyone," or any other equivocations like that.

Cooper acknowledged that because of the fine, he'd have to operate on a tight budget this year, but he "wouldn't become niggardly".

While Cooper admited to having consumed alcohol, he refused to acknowledge that he was "black out" drunk, explaining that his racist beliefs wouldn't allow for that.

I never used the n-word, before. Except, for this one time that was caught on camera.

Later, at the Eagles practice facility: "I will apologize to every nigger here."

After playing with Tebow for so long, you would think he would be accustomed to not receiving passes.

They're nuts that go on your truck.

Hey now.

Just awful. I mean, do people seriously wear button-downs with cut-off sleeves in public?

His excuse that he was just "three sheets to the wind" isn't going to help.

All that hard work for nothing, Brad Paisley and LL Cool J.

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.

Free Bruce!

They asked four others first, but when told they'd be going to the Pro Bowl they all declined.

Now if only fans would stop giving it inexplicably high TV ratings, maybe we could kill the damn thing.

In the mood for something disappointing on tap, try a new Tim Couch or Tim Couch Lite.

Left 4 dead's safehouses were like youtube comment sections.