Many, many thanks. I shall stay away!

GAAAAAW! Just opened Jezebel and this creature filled my screen. I’m holding you all responsible for my lack of sleep this evening! I just can’t with spiders!

Wow, what did Dallas ever do to you? These people represent the absolute worst of this city, just like the “Housewives” in every other city make those cities look as vacuous as they are.

Hey Fox Executives:

For a hired spokesperson she is not a very eloquent speaker. Trump, as usual, seems to have his priorities a bit mixed up.

Sounds like the male version of “Girlfriend’s Guide to Divorce” on Bravo.

You’re rent hike is crazy - hopefully your place has been fully renovated and made completely luxurious. I am also a little jealous you live in the quarter.

Huge kudos on this piece. What so many of us see as obvious needs to be pointed out as beautifully as you did here.

Her landlord was a jerk if he/she raised rent immediately post Katrina.

I was at Yellowstone and Grand Teton Park this summer and luckily did see a beautiful momma grizzly and her cubs close to the side of the road - from a big distance. You would not believe the stupidity of some people, though. It’s like they think they are in the zoo and forget that there are no bars between you and A…

They had me at Gillian Anderson. So freaking talented.

You have wonderful taste in music!

Excellent points to which I totally agree. Yep, the tall gal fetishists are just creepy!

I don’t really enjoy the tone of this piece, but can say as a tall (5’11”) woman that my height comes with good and bad things. I would think that being well over 6’ might put more emphasis on the bad.

This strained tall girl thinks your therapist is very smart.

Let me restate. I feel very very strongly that it was sarcasm. She was pointing out, in a very “Joan” manner, that her only option (by his standard) to be with him was absurd. Joan’s defense mechanisms come off pretty surly sometimes.

Joan was being sarcastic when she said she would abandon her son. At least I took it that way.

I grew up not far from here and people went through drive thru's on horses a lot. I've never seen it at night - that seems pretty stupid - but in daytime a horse in a drive thru wasn't that odd. It says a lot for how the area has changed with all the "Yankees" moving in that he got a ticket.

This native Texan will admit that there seems to be an odd trend among many of our men to wear crew neck undershirts. I only recently got my husband to the v-neck. I do not understand it in any way, but it seems to be a thing...like they want to make sure you know they are wearing one.

Around $65,000, but it was a while ago.