Came looking for someone to post this reference. Did not leave disappointed.

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite post on this thread.

Why is this brilliant thread still in the grey?

Why are you still here when you lost the argument?

It sounds like his trollsona is a frustrated Asian guy who can't get laid because white English teachers keep hooking up with every Asian "sister" he has his eye on.

He's trolling, but don't ruin our funs!

He can if he wants. By his own rules, everyone who reads this thread will now know that he suffered devastating defeat and nobody will ever buy his badass internet warrior persona, ever again!

Last one? Really? You're surrendering??

You bet. You're just mad because you didn't think of it first.

This is a post that you must reply to or else you are a pathetic loser who fails to win epic internet battles. GOGOGO

By the way, i'm replying twice to your post, so you must now respond to both or you lose.

Dude, if you don't care, then stop replying. DUDE!

So go on. Do it. Ask me nicely to drop this thread so you can win your epic debate against evil. I promise I'll leave if you ask, but you've gotta ask! Otherwise, I regret to inform you that you've lost by default and evil on the internet will prevail against good.

Oh poor, baby. Why do you feel so ENTITLED to my respect? If you admit that your ego depends on me dropping this thread, I'll do it. I promise. Just admit the truth. You're all about intellectual integrity, right?

You seem to have run out of sperg talking points, since you've just said the same thing is like 4 posts.

Yeah, I'm a spokesman for everyone who downloads games off the internet for free! They pay my salary instead of paying Gamestop! Muahaha!!

Sure. Then I would point out that he's making an arbitrary distinction. After all, copyrights are for the life of the "author" and corporations are people who live forever. You'd better believe if Shakespeare had written his works in the 30's, that his great-grandkids would be suing anyone in sight who failed to give…

Oh maan, I totally struck a nerve when I called you a sperg, huh?

What right do you have to use the English language without paying royalties to the person or organization who created it? What right do you have to read Shakespeare without paying for it? Did you play tic-tac-toe, as a kid? That shit was a game that was developed by someone and you are taking food from their baby's…

Do you still think I'm "arguing" with you? Is this comment thread some sort of epic struggle for justice in your mind?