They would if they didn't have taxpayers picking up the tab for their billion dollar stadiums.

Seriously. Baseball is like the shittiest sport ever invented. All the stadiums are empty, because everyone who ever liked that lame so-called "sport" have already died of old age.

THANKS OBAMA

Superstition needs to be ridiculed. Since we obviously can't talk people out of being willfully ignorant, maybe we can shame them into at least not wearing their ignorance as a badge of honor.

So a first-party headset is that important to you? I mean, all those third-party USB headsets work just fine.

Nintendo doesn't need a headset, because there's a mic and camera built into the controller. Some games already support voice chat through this (MH3U, for example).

I'd abandon hardware completely and focus on publishing PC games.

I'm sure that, like with the 3DS, they'll price drop when there's enough games out to support a big sales surge.

They did away with Friend Codes on WiiU. It works just like PS3 now, only free.

What "wretched online model"? Not charging for something that Sony and MS make you pay extra for?

I'll buy it if it has a PC port.

If watching films with subtitles made you fluent in foreign languages, we'd have a freaking army of weeaboos totally fluent in Japanese.

So you think random people on the internet literally want you to make them a sandwich?

I'll just be over here playing Torchlight II. You know, keeping it real.

Neither one of you losers are Kurt Russel, so whatever.

Crisis core was press x a thousand times and watch some movies. It was barely a game at all.

Why is this crap on Gawker?

Yeah, it's screwed up. So many people are making such crazy money off cancer, it aint ever gonna be cured, and that's a fact.

It's still dumb.

"We do it to raise awareness" is charity-speak for "We give all the money to our executives and contractors run by our executives".