Caribou/reindeer are one of my all time favorite animals. I even have a caribou track tattoo that goes up my back and over my shoulder.

Hehe. Balls.

He also doesn’t sleep and probably has a history abusing amphetamines. Is it wrong to hope he dies before the inauguration?

I think he should be the only practitioner for Trump, Pence, and the entire cabinet.

Yeah, but as a Canadian I wouldn’t be caught dead in a fur coat when it’s freaking room temperature outside. That’s embarrassing.

He looks so stupid. Well, I guess that’s business as usual, but, I mean, this is Hollywood, not SIBERIA. You’re from Canada, Justin! You should be ashamed.

I guess just not engaging in costly state supported killing is off the table?

Goddamnit, the fucking “Say Merry Christmas Again” just makes me want to say Happy Hanukkah and Happy Kwanzaa to everyone I pass when walking down the street except I live in Los Angeles and people here wouldn’t be offended (In fact, a lot of people would probably smile and say thanks even if they don’t celebrate…

I’ve been saying happy holidays forever, because it covers the entire spectrum of holidays, including New Years. People need to get the fuck over themselves.

Things that skitter freak me out. Things that don’t move for days, I’m fine with.

Fine with spiders. Hate telephones.

I am 5'10" and have a 35 inch inseam, so no Shaq over here, but trust me when I tell you that it VERY MUCH effects me when you jam your seat back into my knees. I literally never do it (even on overnight flights) because in my opinion it makes you into an automatic asshole.

Hell I’m 5'9 and a reclining seat in front of me is massively uncomfortable.

Recline away. That bump you feel in the middle of your back? That’s my knees. No, I don’t plan on moving them. Enjoy.

My husband and I flew Spirit recently, he for the first time. I was prepping him for the flight to be terrible (because, Spirit), but when we landed he told me it was the best flight of his life SPECIFICALLY because no one was able to lean their seats back.

People are completely misunderstanding what Trump meant.

He is obviously just going to keep doing whatever he wants until he is somehow forced to stop. Let’s see if anyone in the government grows some fucking ovaries and puts their foot down. It will be worth so much to see the legendary tantrum that will result.

Hmm I didn’t consider that and now I will in the future, thank you.

Eh, it’s probably unethical to remove major valuable parts from the car before delivering it for the agreed price. But it’s mostly going to the crusher anyway, so it’s a no-harm, no-foul deal.