Does roasting count as cremating? Seems a waste if you aren’t going to roast it.

Can you just send it my way? I love goat

I believe what you have there is a dead tree.

I love aluminum trees! We had a silver one growing up, and a color wheel that sat under it and shone primary colors. So pretty.

The lighting next year will be in the lobby of the Trump International Hotel, Washington, DC. Special rates on rooms for tour groups of 10 or more. All attendees get 15% off their meals that evening or a group photo with the POTUS.

Except the tree lighting will be moved to a tremendous Trump property, that by the way will be accepting reservations.

Not orange enough.

Exactly what I was thinking.

Here’s your weekly reminder that the Obamas are leaving the White House, so this is the last time we as a nation will be filled with true holiday cheer before The Grinch That Defrauded and Fired Christmas begins his four-year run.

Gabrielle, I love you, but now that you have compared Donald Trump with National Treasure Dolly Parton, you and I are in a fight. :(

I REMEMBER! I used to remember phone numbers, too. But after 15 years of having a cell phone, I can only remember three - the landline at my dad’s house (same # I grew up with), my best friend’s (same # since high school), and my own (changes every couple years). Oh, I also remember the number for the Chinese food…

Yeah. i find that surprising — i can hear light bulbs, i can smell electricity, and there’s a vibrational quality to a lot of stuff that I can feel that makes me a bit nuts.

I can always smell electricity, and I can tell when neighboring apartments turn on the tv. But when I was pregnant my heightened sense of smell was like a disability, it’s really kind of awful.

Go to Nordstrom. They can fit everyone. I have taken teeny women, trans women and big women to Nordstrom and their fitters are excellent, they will have at least three or four bras to choose from no matter your size, and they’re polite, honest and respectful to everyone. They never make anyone feel bad about their…

THANK YOU! I kind of shouted OZONE when I read the title.

OZONE! Yes, this is a thing, and yes, I could totally smell it when I was pregnant. I could smell EVERYTHING, which meant we had to switch everything in the world to “unscented” because I couldn’t deal with any of it. Nor coffee, my one true love. I could drink it okay, but the smell was trying to kill me.

Sadly, that’s why you have to double-check that model release form.

So is that DJ trying to say he was too wasted to remember?