From the linked article, RE: Lunchables:

Hahaha what? You don’t give a fucking Coke to someone who is hypoglycemic, especially if you don’t know for sure that they aren’t actually hyperglycemic. If you are positive they are hypoglycemic and not hyperglycemic (IE, with a CBG result), you give them fucking juice. And you call EMS.

Seriously? Someone in your party is having a medical emergency and you thought it was hunky dory to sit there and stew about your waitress?!? Servers are not EMTs, and maybe she was at the mercy of a slow/slammed bartender. Call 911 or at least get up and go to the bar yourself, but don’t pin it on the server. There’s…

If it turns out he suffers from dementia, I’ll absolutely add that to the story.

Here’s the thing people need to understand about BCO: I can’t dictate the topics for which I will or will not receive stories, short of putting in special requests at the end of the previous week’s BCO (which I do occasionally, and which are generally very limited in their efficacy since a lot of people don’t even…

There is a special place in hell for people who order delivery during snowstorms. And in that hell, crab rangoon will always be Three. Blocks. Away.

We did to. My mother hated overalls and kept buying little dresses. Stayed with the overalls though.

I’d rather face the ignorant judgmental bs from people like you than have a dead child. Those “leashes” keep children from running off into the street, parking lots and stuff. People driving tend not to see little ones darting out between cars.

The people who judge parents for using a leash are usually the same ones who would judge parents who lost their kid at the mall/carnival/whatever. Some kids are runners or wanderers. You do what you have to do to keep your kid safe.

When my daughter [A] was 4, my sister had to take a bus ride with her across several states. In a busy California bus station, while my sister was juggling many bags and a car seat and trying to find their tickets, a man came up to A, took her by the hand, and began to walk away with her.

Unbeknownst to this man, A…

Oh...so that’s why my mother dressed me in OshKosh B’gosh from 6 months till I was 5. It makes so much sense now...

I hated overalls when I was a kid on a farm.

my child wore nothing but overalls until he was like 5 for that very reason

I used to be 100% with you but now that I have a young toddler... I kind of get it and not gonna lie, would maybe sorta consider it under certain circumstances. ALL he wants to do is roam. He does not stop to play, does not explore, he just wants to go as far as possible and is quick and silent about it. Now we have…

Until your child is more trainable than a dog I think a leash is totally appropriate.

Don’t worry, everybody who matters clicks “Show Pending” right away.

my mother thought for years that if she put the onions in the blender i wouldn’t notice, and therefore wouldn’t be allergic. the christmas dinner episode finally convinced her that even if i don’t know the onions are there, i STILL have trouble breathing after i eat them. so now she knows it’s not all in my head, but…

I’m now picturing your Grandmother dining at Hooters, and questioning waitresses about their favorite owls.

This thread, with everyone sharing about their allergies and the MANY PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEARLY MURDERED THEM, is fucking horrifying. What is WRONG with everyone?!

‘“no. There’s no bell pepper in the potato salad. I know this because we make it here.” Then three bites in I snag a different server that brings out the damn lid to the container with it’s ingredient list showing peppers.’