I work on cars for a living, 5-6 days a week. I get a gel manicure every two or three weeks. It actually keeps my nails from breaking and does hold up to the abuse. It's the only manicure that will.

I live in a largish city for my Midwestern state.

I always just do after tax then round up. Sometimes by several dollars.

15% might have been the norm in 1975. If you've been dining out this century I really hope you've been tipping 20%.

There can be only one.

Show quality dogs are expected to be bred. You pay more for the right to breed the dog. In general you will pay less for a puppy from the same litter if you agree to neuter it. You're also supposed to notify the breeder if any issues come up like unexpected allergies in the dog.

Congratulations to mark and Allen

Retail workers know exactly what’s in back. Going to the back to “look” for something they actually know that they have or not is a much needed breather. Plus they’ve learned if they tell someone they don’t have it in back they won’t be believed. The longer they spend “looking” the happier the customer tends to be.…

Friend of the owner actually means I’ll wait longer for the bartender to make my drink because I know he’s slammed and he knows us so he knows we’ll understand. On the other hand we do get the mistakes free.

They're not supposed to carry when they drink.

People take kids to bars in Wisconsin. It was a bit of culture shock for me when I moved here to see a five year old sitting at a bar coloring.

Never been to a bar in Wisconsin?

I grew up listening to the first hand stories of the survivors. I can't go visit the museums, monuments etc. I can't make myself do it. One of my daughters has. That's her choice. It's just not something that I can do.

Ok. So I thought you WERE just making that up and googled it. Wow. Mentally healthy adults don’t talk like that unless they’re reading a children’s story outloud

It's like drunken mad libs.

And that is how I ended up with an adopted kid and a foster kid.

Ah you've been to Kenosha before.

He was probably mad that his vodka was gone.

According to local news the baby is expected to be fine.

I'm allergic to so many fruits and vegetables that it feels like all. I'm not a moron like the mom you're talking about that doesn't mention it before ordering. Sheesh. She's gonna kill that kid some day with her stupidity.