except she probably changed the word goblins to Jews.

for some reason I now want a lion cape.

over a deer?

I saw killer whales having sex at Sea World once. Whale dongs are huge!

Really dude?

Experiments on syphilis were done for funsies? To be cruel? Or because scientists felt the ends justified the means?

the Tuskegee experiments were done in the name of science.

Please learn your history. People are cruel in the name of science. The first, but not only, instance that came to mind was the Tuskegee Syphilis Study.

I think it would require lots of chewing for a long while.

Orange Co CA?

maybe.

there is stupid and then there is insisting a dish doesn't have bell peppers, refusing to verify with the kitchen, not returning until halfway through the meal when everyone else is halfway through their meal, getting irritable when told to take my meal off the check and take it away, and no I do not want to order…

I love servers that ask the kitchen. Too many don't. :(

salmon can have almonds on it. Rice can have almonds in it. Desert almost always has almonds somewhere in it.

I have severe food allergies. I always ask about ingredients. I have had servers flat out lie to me about ingredients. "Oh no. There's no bell pepper in the potato salad. We make it here." After I receive my food and dig through it (I've learned to always dissect my food) I call over another server who goes into the…

We have a coffee shop/lube shop here.

most jobs aren't decent.

this sounds way more impossible than when I won free pizza for a year. All I had to do to get that was camp out in a parking lot overnight in the winter in Wisconsin. I have decent camping gear so that wasn't that big a deal. After we brushed a foot of snow off the tent the next morning my youngest did ask for ice…

they closed the Thai place we used to go to on Christmas. :'(

Maybe Alice's family neglected to get a gate pass so a family member could escort her to the gate and instead fobbed mom off on a stranger. Oh wait. That's exactly what happened.