I think you're sleeping with the wrong women. Sorry.

Um. Reality check. Bicurious women irritate me. I'm sure there's an exception but I've yet to encounter one that wasn't a boring as fuck lover. The I'm going to use you for an experience type.

Argh! I competed in a taekwondo tournament full term, nine months pregnant, the day before labor was scheduled to be induced. He is now a healthy ten year old. I also continued teaching taekwondo for all nine months. The only change I made is that I stopped sparring when I found out I was pregnant.

And set up a college trust fund for all wee ones conceived while in their employ.

And these are the same people that want to eliminate any control a woman has over whether or not she has kids.

Or you could find yourself in your mid thirties with no college degree and no work experience because you stayed home with the kids since he could earn more with his college degree. Then when your marriage turns into a living hell you realize you have no way of supporting yourself if you leave. But rock on man that…

Ouch. The one and only time I tried I grabbed a full apron damn quickly.

With you on that. Just like I never cook bacon naked.

Me too.

Courtney Love is a trainwreck.

Could our country get over this obsession with marriage? There is this expectation for all couples after a certain period of time that they must get married. I've had gay friends asked when they're traveling to such and such state to get married.

The world can be a very ugly place but it always breaks my heart when a young child is a victim of that ugliness. So much for childhood innocence.

I agree. It just infuriated me though that these sanctimonious assholes would dare to tell my daughter or any other woman what to do with their own body.

I say mock away. It's parents like her that tried to get my daughter kicked out of her conservative private school because they decides she was a lesbian based on Facebook postings. (She had to attend this school because of a mistake made as a child combined with zero tolerance in public schools)

Idk about chipmunks but raccoons terrify me. Except the one that invaded our campsite when my husband left twinkies out by accident. I growled at that one and it ran off with its stolen sugary gold.

I think a lot of us have had to do the sweater around the waist thing.