The whitemansplaining I have seen on this issue. 1) it wasn’t such a great project, so he didn’t deserve all the positive attention after the fact; 2) he made it LOOK like a bomb on purpose to get all the adults to freak out, so the negative reaction of the adults was totally justified; because 3) he was a Muslim. I…

I downloaded it and the original when I read about it a few weeks ago. (I am an old and I like to own my music.)

My niece is named Neve and we pronounce it to rhyme with Bev. I mean, there was Neve Campbell from Party of Five, and that’s the only example I was aware of.

Frankly I wouldn’t believe ANYBODY at their first word if they said they were from New York (city). I’d think they were covering up that they were from Cleveland or Ardmore, OK.

There’s a comment above that spells it out and basically, yes, he was definitely a real doctor with real qualifications and education. He hit some snags that he wanted to hide, I guess, hence the name changes. I’m going to click through to the Post story now.

Sentences can indeed be served concurrently in the United States. It’s at the discretion of the... judge? I guess?

I bet worship communities in your area ARE doing things like that. But since you weren’t aware of them, maybe this snazzy religion is the only kind that gets your attention.

No. They have found their solution. Stop treating their solution like a problem you know how to solve.

I am an old, and I’m scared Alexa will start ordering stuff it hears on the tv through my sound bar.

I am an old, and I’m scared Alexa will start ordering stuff it hears on the tv through my sound bar.

Most doctors say they don’t want CPR performed on them, according to RadioLab.

I knew none of this.

I’m more concerned about the fake gestures we did to “unblock the airway”. We just sort of waved our finger over Resusci-Annie’s mouth and said “unblock the airway.” If you blow air in and it goes into the patient’s stomach, they vomit. According to the instructor I had.

I also took CPR, as a high school graduation requirement, and I have to say that touching another lady’s boobies was (and still is) far less of a squeamishness point for me than the entire sternum detaching from the ribcage and having to continue doing compressions (which the EMT that was teaching the course said had…

I clicked into this article purely for hatereading and to post an irritated “FFS give UP on this!”, but the giant crab pictures have completely dissipated my internet rage. Well done. Also, holy shit.

Plus he misspelled “cite.”

So fucking help me, if allegations surface against Nick Offerman I... I’ll... I don’t know. BUT THERE BETTER NOT BE ANY.

Five months later, I would really like to judge you for this pun but I’m still laughing too hard.

Well, after a little bit of research, looks like my smarmy hot take is off the mark. I would hope that the other members of the student body would call them on their shitty, racist behavior, like you said.

“Pulled some strings”? I’m betting this college isn’t especially known for its academics or prestigious alums. I’m guessing it has the academics of a community college along with required daily chapel, lectures about sex before marriage, and enforced brainless obedience. In which case, they were shoo-ins.

*sob* Take your star while I weep for the young girls of our nation.