I want to rub those thumbsticks in my face. And sniff them.

You are a fuckwad. I mean that endearingly, of course.

President-elect Barack Obama press conference, November 2008:

"MUTTS?"

DID YOU REALLY JUST CALL US FUCKING DOGS?

If you're comfortable not being concerned about the serious questions being asked by the likes of Wall Street Journal, by all means, call them "immature little children", but as for the rest of us adults, we'll actually be very concerned with Microsoft's inability t have their leadership all on the same page.

But, you…

You're right! Of course, when literally -every- article about the X1 that I've seen, ranging from Kotaku, IGN, WSJ.com, Motley Fool, Business Week, etc have all had the exact same arguments and complaints, I tend to take THAT a little more seriously.

"Microsoft isn't run by idiots"

Um...have you seen the clusterfuck that has resulted from their reveal and the subsequent inability to answer any question with confidence and/or changing their stance based on who was answering?

Call of Duty Dog.